Irritated, irritable and irritating. AIBU to be tolerant in RL and tell them to get fucked on this thread.

[fuckinghellthisshit]

IABU. Unreasonable and I know it.

I am just so fucking irritated at the moment. Everything is grinding my gears. DD's constant fucking exercising, DS leaving his shit everywhere, DH's following me around and just fucking breathing everywhere.
I am being a model of kindness and tolerance but I do wish every bastard one of them would fuck off.

And face timing my DGM97 every day at exactly 6pm to watch her slowly lose her shit (she's been in lockdown for 6 weeks already) and become unkempt is horrendous. Arguing with her for hours about politics (she lives for these debates and asks for robust challenging - good for her mh she says) is exhausting. I just want to lie down, I don't care what Mark fucking Steel is saying today - he can get fucked too.

My mean GD97 who has been living in isolation for 40 years and never wanted a visit or call but suddenly needs the warmth and kindness of his family - well the women in his family, and I am especially sought after as the busiest person. Fuck you mean old man, you are alone for a reason! you made your miserable lonely bed now lie in it!

My normally sane DM is in full lunatic mode, needing constant love and reassurance, leave me alone! I am your child! What about me! Why not rind one of my many bastarding twat brothers. And stop cooking for 12-18 people - there are only 2 of you there - that's why you're getting so fat - not stress hormones.

My tribe of idiot brothers who all refused to accept there was any problem and spouted full Trump rhetoric until my DGM's neighbour died and then had massive mantrums demanding I send them all food. Get fucked!
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I love these people so very much. I also loved my small business and working, and being on my own a bit. I care so much, but I want a break and a vent. So here, in the safety of MN, I will tell them all to get fucked.

Thank you, I feel so much better now.

fuckinghellthisshit , your brother said that? What a lazy, entitled so and so.

Can you kill and butcher him? Surely that's pest-aside, not murder?

@SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius
mum’s close up zombie eye was deeply unsettling

@fuckinghellthisshit

Thank yoooou

They always find me, I tried the loft yesterday, but it was too cold. Its like the very second i want to sit down, there is suddenly a barrage of demands.

I have become nocturnal,

@CodenameVillanelle and @Scoobygang7 Thank you! You may have just saved lives

I could do with an epic rant like that OP.

I feel your pain OP, but god you've made me laugh!

I'm with you OP.
Fucking noise, breathing, talking, eating, demanding, arguing 24/7
When will this shitstorm be over 😫

@Fandoozle1, we're here and ready to listen. Let it out. You'll feel much better.

This thread is so theraputic even just reading it i feel better

Those of you with annoying cats under your feet I feel your pain. I have a greyhound - which is basically a slightly less spiky and wrathful but elbow-ridden version of a cat, with even greater capability to be wherever you want your feet to be.

We have a rotation where we each choose a film to watch together every night.

We have this but just allocated time, I know it is a good idea. But fuck me, now I have to play Pokémon monopoly. I bloody hate normal monopoly enough.
My family are really all lovely but just at the moment!

DS(13) keeping me awake until late with up and down to toilet/water etc with big crashing footsteps and light on/off. Spends a lot of time in his room and then suddenly appears when I am in the middle of something and announces its time to got out. Won't wait or listen, so I have to drop everything and follow him (some SEN can't let him out alone and definitely not in this current situation). Demands I play football which is killing my knees but gets rid of some of his hyperactivity. DH won't take him out as his back hurts/too windy/it's going to rain/ delete as applicable. And we have to be quiet 8 hours a day as he is working from home. Can't watch telly or play cards. And the incessant Wanting Of Food at all stupid hours of the day . If I try to ring my mum when it's quiet in the early evening, DH and DS appear from no-where and DH starts hovering and DS decides to start asking me something Really Important about Google Play Store or some other crap

i love you

I decided this afternoon that I’d had enough, let the kids watch as much YouTube/play Nintendo as they wanted and I played Xbox for 4 hours. Tomorrow it will be back to the never ending washing/ironing/cooking/washing up/child wrangling/cleaning though.

And the dog is going gradually nuts, I cannot do peaceful yoga practice while he is barking he head off at the stupid middle age bloke trying to relive his youth by wibbling up and down the road on a skateboard he has plainly stolen from a dc somewhere. Now he has fallen off and dog senses he would be easy prey.

Do your families need to leave 'evidence' of any jobs done to prove they have done them? Teaspoons, brimming laundry baskets, drills, pans whatever. They are all twats.

DD and I did a footner last Sunday. She is peeling her feet and I just saw the cat eat a large piece of skin. When will this end?

I have a greyhound - which is basically a slightly less spiky and wrathful but elbow-ridden version of a cat,

Love it!

There's nothing funny about the Signature Lasagne, @hippoherostandinghere. The fucking thing has only just gone in the bloody over. I was hungry at 6.30, I'm fucking hangry now: starving, rage-filled hangry.

I swear it would have been quicker and less stressful to drive to Italy for it. "Si Senor Polizzioto, is essenziale spense, certo".

And I haven't dared look in the kitchen, I know it will be carnage.

Another one here who's DH fookin BREATHES! And sniffs and scratches his nose and CHOMPS through his food - And complains that my mostly adorable DS22 'golden boy' can fart/burp/do ANYTHING and get away with it true, but that's because he's my baby who's been away @ uni and i've got a bonus few months with him here

@LyingWitchInTheWardrobe yes, they are all like that. I am a mini mum, here to serve their needs and meet their demands. Fuckoff to fuck, the lot of you. I actually have customers for my excess produce, ones who buy year after year and support me. You said our food was boring and too expensive (it isn't but you can't pick and choose) but suddenly you need it. Fuck off!

I am furloughed. Thankfully no young DC, they are grown up and none living at home. BUT I do have DH. The first few days we rowed constantly and I may have said 'This is going to be a fucking long furlough!'
He is retired and disabled (not officially shielding but vulnerable anyway) but even so the constant
'I'm tired'
I'm cold
When do you go back to work? not bloody soon enough
What's for tea?
I need you to get... no the bloody shop is shut for the foreseeable

The constant shit TV, Drama channel, watching fucking EastEnders repeats from years ago. We have Prime, we have Netflix but no East Fucking Enders..

Even the Dpup is driving me mad, she has discovered playing fetch. It is constant!

Arrrgghhh

@fuckinghellthisshit

DD and I did a footner last Sunday. She is peeling her feet and I just saw the cat eat a large piece of skin.

My cat is on rations, so is mostly trying to trip me up.

I have just ordered a Footner, high time really. We don't have a cat though so it will have to be judicious use of the hoover.

@LakieLady that has made me so fucking cross on your behalf. Why do men make such a song and dance about fucking everything. TWATS! Lasagne is dinner - that's it - get a drip you arse! and clean the fucking kitchen when it's in the bastarding oven.

My feet are so peely it is great - a welcome distraction from the dicks I live with. I am tempted to pop one over DH's head. It will muffle the breathing and be an interesting experiment.