Words and phrases you never want to hear again after this is over

[Welshmaenad]

"Unprecedented"

"Social distancing"

"Feed the nation"

Not allowed

Work colleagues (we are all WFH) saying in a jolly, isn't this fun sort of tone "see you on the other side!" Really grates me in a depressing and haunting sort of way.

He’s a fighter so he’ll get thro this (said about BoJo) . I want this phrase banned about any illness not just covid 19. So the people who die from it? Did they just lie down and let it kill them.

Also hate the word vulnerable being used by people who have a medical condition but normally live perfectly healthy lives. There are many people who are actually vulnerable not Betty who claims to be classed as vulnerable but even when told to stay at home went to Ikea

Social distancing.

Let's do a jigsaw

Let's do a quiz on our zoom meeting

Your hour of exercise

Stay the fuck at home (I don't know why but the fuck part in this really gets to me and I love a good swear normally)

Decisions based on the science

'they are the rules'

'people like you are the problem'

'is that essential?'

Oh anything about the bloody 'curve', flattening it, smoothing it, slowing it, whatever. Although I don't mind 'squashing the sombrero', that's now my preferred phrase

“I’m bored”

Covid backwards...
what di-voc is happening?
Not funny.
Oh and ...
NHS backwards
Stay Home Now.

Guided by the science

Joe Wickes

Yep, smug twat curses his sexy curls and gorgeous eyes

My NDN pronounces "Furlough" as "Furluff"

Blitz spirit

There are many people who are actually vulnerable not Betty who claims to be classed as vulnerable but even when told to stay at home went to Ikea

@ComeOnGordon Sorry

My NDN pronounces "Furlough" as "Furluff"

Thank god there aren't many or any words ending in "mough"!!

Zoom

There's usually a hand movement to go with 'flattening the curve'.

Phil yes, quite!

Social distancing

Aerosolised faeces (for context it was used in the newspaper regarding the ways viruses are spread)

Unprecedented
Social distancing
Selfish
Daily death toll

Clapping

Keyworkers

I really really hate

Which part of staying at home do you not understand.

Gentle reminder.

In these troubled times

Also, it's somewhat ironic that my curves are getting far from flat

Love this thread!
Furloughed
Heroes
Nation
Be Safe
Also fed up of all the rainbow pictures. Used to love rainbows but they make me anxious now!