Words and phrases you never want to hear again after this is over

[Welshmaenad]

"Unprecedented"

"Social distancing"

"Feed the nation"

I need to level with you

'Government advisor' where it means any dead-behind-the eyes Oxbridge goon with a recreational interest in eugenics and a trust fund who can tie his own shoelaces

I thought that last bit was optional.

'Blitz spirit'
'Fight/defeat' for anything that isn't something you can actually fight or defeat

Tiger King

Fucking furlough (I work in payroll)

"We're all in the same boat."

We're bloody not. Some have financial hits, some have social/personal hits, other are lapping up the free time while others are risking their health to carry on working.

WE ARE NOT ALL IN THE SAME BOAT!!!!

‘FFS stay at home’

Daily death toll

Social distancing

stockpiling / essential / furlough / self-isolation / live teaching on zoom

“It is what it is”

Coronavirus
Covid-19
Death toll
Ramp up
Essential
Non-essential
Report
The figures
Ventilators
PPE
Self-isolating
Shielding

“Shielding” don’t know why it bugs me so much but something to do with sounding patronising if said about others and a bit wet/victim complex if used by someone about themselves

We’ve all got to die of something...

If it’s all the same to you, I’d rather take precautions and live a bit longer.

"Unprecedented (as pronounced by ms Sturgeon)"

???

Stay at Home. I have to go to work or I don’t get paid (non essential worker). I’d love to stay safe in my house.

10600 people have died before their time.

'Frontline worker'
'Stay home'
'Stay safe'
'Covid'
'Not all heroes wear capes'
'Pull together'

"During these times of uncertainty"

“Flouting” (and worse, misuse of “flaunting”)

Pray for 😒

Rainbows have been drawn by children and feature in children’s rhymes and stories long before it became an LGBT symbol.

I hope that in future we can go back to any of us having rainbows on clothes etc. without people assuming it's a statement about LGBT. I have no issue with anyone's sexuality, but if I like a t-shirt with a rainbow on that's why I'm wearing it, nothing else.

One hour of exercise.

'Hunker down'

...I've hunkered enough, TYVM.

Chirpy TV presenters sat at opposite ends of the studio wittering on about social distancing

"Of course this programme was made before the current measures were introduced" ... with any two characters in the same postcode in shot.