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Are German nipples the worst?

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Crackerofdoom · 03/04/2020 15:34

I just learned the word for nipples in German is Brustwarzen

The literal translation is "breast warts"

Is this the worst direct translation or are there more out there?

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IllegalFred · 03/04/2020 19:19

I can only assume carrots were named in Denmark before they had a word for orange, or perhaps they only had yellow varieties at that point

Gulerod - Yellow root

Sexnotgender · 03/04/2020 19:20

Afrikaans is a great language too, my husband speaks it fluently. Some fun translations.

Afrikaans Word: Ystervark
Direct Translation: Iron Pig
English Word: Porcupine

Afrikaans Word: Jagluiperd
Direct Translation: Hunting Lazy Horse
English Word: Cheetah

Afrikaans Word: Kameelperd
Direct Translation: Camel Horse
English Word: Giraffe

Afrikaans Word: Stinkmuishond
Direct Translation: Stinking Mouse Dog
English Word: Skunk

Afrikaans Word: Skoenlapper
Direct Translation: Flapping Shoe
English Word: Butterfly

Afrikaans Word: Vlakvark
Direct Translation: Shallow Pig
English Word: Warthog

Afrikaans Word: Seekoei
Direct Translation: Sea Cow
English Word: Hippo

Prokupatuscrakedatus · 03/04/2020 19:27

@glassseagulls

Stift was already taken = term used for an apprentice (Lehrling) within the dual system, besides Stift implies a certain thin-ness.

JumpingOnTheBed · 03/04/2020 19:33

Love this thread! Just what mumsnet needs right now Grin

PuffinShop · 03/04/2020 19:45

IllegalFred

Gulrót here too. But orange the colour is named after the fruit in all the languages I know of - it generally seems that Europeans called orange things either yellow or red before they decided to have a new colour based on an exotic fruit. Red foxes and red squirrels are orange, red hair is orange etc.

Crackerofdoom · 03/04/2020 19:48

@beargrass

I did consider including Schamlippe but was too blush

Sorry - did I set the tone too high? I think if you start with nipples, it's all downhill from there Wink

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glassseagulls · 03/04/2020 19:52

, besides Stift implies a certain thin-ness.

Well if the cap fits....?

Crackerofdoom · 03/04/2020 19:55

@fascinated

It was definitely not with the kids!

We have been living in Austria for a few years and although i have worked hard on my German, there are some words which haven't come up before Wink

Sadly I wasn't being seduced by a local either. Those days are long gone...

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StrongMama1989 · 03/04/2020 19:55

Love this! I’ve just told all my friends Grin

ChardonnaysPetDragon · 03/04/2020 19:56

Funnily enough the Russian word for bra is бюстгальтер, which is of Büstenhalter, the German word, but spelt in Russian.

I do wonder where bra the word comes from. Short for brassiere, I suppose,

Crackerofdoom · 03/04/2020 19:57

It does work the other way too. I am from Shropshire and when living in France I got several pieces of post forwarded to me at my host family's house with SALOP written on the bottom.

Means bastard in French

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MrsGoodman · 03/04/2020 19:58

It’s the same in Swedish (I.e., if you translate it literally) :)

bathorshower · 03/04/2020 19:58

Similar to the Celtic languages above, nyumba ya pili (second house) refers to the toilet in Swahili - as the vast majority are in a separate building, it makes complete sense.

But beware of telling people you have a 'nyumba ndogo' or little house. It's a colloquial term for mistress.

fascinated · 03/04/2020 19:59

Aha, OP! Shame about the seduction. Best way to learn a language, I used to find... ;-)

Crackerofdoom · 03/04/2020 20:02

@fascinated
Totally agree. DH learned French very quickly when he was young and single in France.
5 years in Austria with a wife and kids and he has made very little progress Grin

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ChardonnaysPetDragon · 03/04/2020 20:03

OP, have you seen Freud on Netlix?

The Viennese accent is wonderful.

ICouldHaveBeenAContender · 03/04/2020 20:06

Someone upthread posted about a film title translation (this could be a whole thread on its own).

'Every Which Way but Loose' was released in Germany under the title 'Der Mann aus San Fernando' (The Man from San Fernando). I was disappointed that the opportunity to expand my repertoire of German colloquialisms was so brutally dashed.

frumpety · 03/04/2020 20:08

Igel = hedgehog , no idea where that one comes from but it sounds like Eagle when pronounced !

Brunelofbrio · 03/04/2020 20:08

The french for paper clips is trombones!

MrsSchadenfreude · 03/04/2020 20:09

In German, at what point does a Besserwisser become a Klugscheisser?

CalleighDoodle · 03/04/2020 20:12

I Opened the thread to find out what nipples was an autocorrect for. Still nog disappointed.

beargrass · 03/04/2020 20:37

@Crackerofdoom, such a great thread! The thread we need this week Smile

StrangeLookingParasite · 03/04/2020 20:37

The Romanian word for “the tulips” is “lalelele”. It is a language that could probably swap some of its vowels for some of Polish’s consonants.

I've always thought an exchange between the Samoans and the Poles would create a more even consonant/vowel distribution.

To be fair, 'sloth' does mean 'laziness' in English as well.
They're paresseux in French. Lazies!

beargrass · 03/04/2020 20:40

@ICouldHaveBeenAContender, What Lies Beneath was released as Schatten der Wahrheit (shadows of truth) which for some reason really stuck with me! A great title

Prokupatuscrakedatus · 03/04/2020 20:47

Schadenfreude
Now, that is a good question!

What differentiates a Tasse from a Becher?

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