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The only acceptable KitKat is...

151 replies

LochJessMonster · 31/03/2020 20:39

KitKat Chunky.

Don’t even get me started on those 4 finger monstrosities.

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littleblackdress26 · 01/04/2020 01:01

And orange actually it is a very close tie either way the pack does not last long.

SpoonBlender · 01/04/2020 01:53

Don't fuck around. Get weird.

www.amazon.co.uk/Japanese-Kit-Kat-assortment-selection/dp/B01BVANAZY?tag=mumsnetforu03-21

SpoonBlender · 01/04/2020 01:55

Oh lord. Fuck that assortment. Go here for the motherlode.

www.amazon.co.uk/stores/node/19803068031?encoding=UTF8&ref=bl_dp_s_web_19803068031&tag=mumsnetforu03-21&field-lbr_brands_browse-bin=Kit%20Kat

managedmis · 01/04/2020 01:58

I don't even like kitkats but 4 finger is the only way

Blardy infidels

Tiredmumno1 · 01/04/2020 02:13

Oh yum, 4 fingers all the way, snapping one off one by one, nibbling chocolate off then eating bar top to bottom 😏. Sod the chunky ones, with the four fingers ones I get to do it 4 times over.............4 TIMES 😂

Taking this way too seriously, god I'd kill for a Kit Kat 🤣

DioneTheDiabolist · 01/04/2020 02:14

2 Finger Orange is the finest KitKat known in 2020.

🤷‍♀️

safariboot · 01/04/2020 02:18

YABVVU. The 2 and 4 finger bars are the classic. "Kit Kat Chunky" is an upstart and is Kit Kat in name only.

Pinkarsedfly · 01/04/2020 02:54

KitKat Chunky is the Scrappy Doo of chocolate.

overnightangel · 01/04/2020 07:24

The Ruby ones are what I imagine death tastes like

StarlightLady · 01/04/2020 07:34

Chunky KitKats are actually less KitKat for the same money!

Sgtmajormummy · 01/04/2020 07:43

The ones with the messages. My favorite is:
“One for me...”
“And one for ME!”
Yesssss.

TheNinjaWife · 01/04/2020 07:46

My husband once brought me back a wasabi flavoured Kitkat from his travels. As I’m not particularly fond of chocolate and have more savoury tastes that was definitely my favourite.

I used to work with a woman that used to eat the four fingered type in one go, sideways!

Lordfrontpaw · 01/04/2020 08:12

2 fingers are not enough but I find 4 too many. Maybe there’s a market for 3 fingers?

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 01/04/2020 08:13

Four fingers every time.

CarolHasAnotherUTI · 01/04/2020 08:14

Dark chocolate mint is the only acceptable kitkat.

And I don't even like mint...

borntobequiet · 01/04/2020 08:18

The KitKat that my mother had with a cup of tea once a week as a treat (if possible) when she was a nurse in WW2. She said it was bliss and she looked forward to it all week.

Rosebel · 01/04/2020 13:47

My husband went shopping last night and I asked him to pick me up kitkats. He came home with a pack of penguins, because they were cheaper than kitkats. I wasn't happy!

LochJessMonster · 01/04/2020 14:20

Rosebel Ooh now KitKats v Penguins is a whole different thread...

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Moonmelodies · 01/04/2020 14:28

The 4-finger original is my favourite, because the 2-finger version uses sickly chocolate.
Chunky ratio is not right.

kennypppppppp · 01/04/2020 14:30

four finger, room temperature, eaten by chocolatey sides and ends first, then 1 layer of wafer at a time.

BuzzShitbagBobbly · 01/04/2020 14:31

NONE of them taste quite the same now there isn't any more foil to slide/slice/snap.

Bastards.

jophie80 · 01/04/2020 14:31

The only acceptable Kit Kat is the kind that isn't a Kit Kat, sorry I don't know why people eat over processed foods. Have a bunch of grapes, walnuts or some apples.

Sorry I am not into junk food don't mean to be rude but in these times we have to eat food that is good for our body and immunity, and well these things aren't nutritious

iklboo · 01/04/2020 14:42

Peanut butter chunky. Mmmmm

AngusThermopyle · 01/04/2020 14:49

I'm with you LochJess, but it has to be straight from the fridge, and I must nibble the thick choccy ends first, then the sides, then the top, then chomp the rest 😬

NiceLegsShameAboutTheFace · 01/04/2020 14:56

..... a packet of cheese and onion. I'm not a chocolate lover.