The only acceptable KitKat is...

[LochJessMonster]

KitKat Chunky.

Don’t even get me started on those 4 finger monstrosities.

Ruby cocoa kit kats

Eat with a cup of tea and dunk each finger & suck the chocolate off it before eating it.

That's just grim. The chocolate on the chunky is big enough to bite off the sides in chunks. That's what you're after.

Sucking indeed....

I like chunkey best.

2 finger original. Nothing else, definitely nothing new fangled and fancy

Hallelujah

Lemon drizzle flavour

KitKat chunky, preferably the white one but love the milk chocolate one too.

New York cheesecake chunky. And I don’t usually like cheesecakes or whisper kitkats...

Suck the chocolate off?!

Surely the only way to eat a Kitkat - any Kitkat - is to eat the chocolate off from round the edges, then eat from the bottom up, to end with a lovely piece of chocolate to finish? Hence why Chunky ones are so good!

YABU to differentiate. All Kit Kats are delicious. Fact.

lemon fucking drizzle
Is this thread a joke to you?

I'm with you, OP.
A nice traditional chunky. None of this flavoured bollocks.
All the others can feck scoot off with their namby-pamby fingers and leave the real stuff for us.
I REALLY want one now and will have to pop ou.....oh, no, can't.

Strawberry mousse kitkats from Japan

The four finger is the best but it was best when it was in tin foil with the paper wrapper round it, I remember every so often you used to get a finger where they forgot to put wafer in was a nice change.

White chocolate is a abomination and isn't even chocolate

Two finger original. To be eaten a finger at a time, by biting. None of your pervy sucking or nibbling thank you. The kitkat is s respectable biscuit.

Cookie and cream chunky 😍😍

Cookies and cream closely followed by peanut butter chunky.

Rowntrees. With the proper silver foil you did a nail down.

None of this Nestlé rubbish.

Salted Caramel Fudge Kit Kat - I’ll never look backwards at all the inferior Kit Kat’s that came before. Yum.

It's the caramel one for me or nothing!!!

Your wrong.

I can't believe a lemon drizzle one is a thing? That sounds vile.

Peanut butter chunky.

You've just made me add them to my Tesco delivery order tomorrow now. I'm now craving one 🤣🤣

2 finger or 4 finger original, straight from the fridge

I saw the title of this and started chanting ‘chunky’ what I thought was in my head... turned out to be out loud. DH thinks he’s got a weight problem now, thanks OP.

Fwiw yadnbu, it is the only KitKat worth it’s salt

For full "snap" potential