To ask what food causes you to have the most horrendous wind?!

[Cheapprimarkbra]

Mine is sage and onion stuffing - oh my lord! Anyone else care for a bit of lighthearted divulging? Better out than in, after all!

Sprouts. I once undercooked some and a few hours later was bent double with the most horrendous pain, cold sweats, the lot.

I had no idea what it was, DH was mithering about appendicitis and after driving me to A&E, I was writhing about on the bed in agony.

Then suddenly it became very apparent indeed what it was

The relief, though. It was bliss.

My god apricots what is it with those ??!! Utterly evil effect on me

Some sweeteners

Diet “products” ! No wonder people lose weight the first week it’s a full colonic irrigation !

When I was pregnant I went through a phase of craving dried apricots.

The farts came out hot! They burnt my arse!

I haven’t touched a dried apricot for nearly 22 years.

Roast lamb and onion sauce
Onions
Beans
Sprouts
Fresh dates
Figs
Prunes

Sultanas, and to a lesser extent other dried fruit.

Ritz Cheese sandwich crackers. What’s in those things. They are lethal. Ooft, a fart in the shower after eating a couple of those and im nearly unconscious!!!

Red meat, especially minced beef for some reason

Onions, worse if raw. And brussels sprouts. I like brussels sprouts but they do not like me.

Swede.

Anything too cheesy

Slimfast 😷

Rice. I can't even eat it anymore - painful trapped wind experiences put me right off

Tofu. I love it but we now refer to it as Boffu

Cheap sausages. I assume it's the filler as I can eat food containing gluten no problem

Stuffing
Falafel - terrible, almost caused divorce 😁
Indian takeaway

The KFC coating absolutely crucifies me. And the battered fish from a chippy too. Yet I bloody love them both...until afterwards ☹️

Baked beans and milk. (Not together!)

Lamb

I’m surprised only one other person has mentioned it just avoid it it’s safer

and pastry thats undercooked- but it’s often if slightly undercooked or soggy so nicer

Peaches.

My favourite fruit, natch.

Cauliflower. I absolutely love cauliflower cheese but suffer for days afterwards.

Myself and DP had a terrible reaction to artichokes staying at a hotel. I had wind. His went much further! 😳

Soya tvp

Cheddar cheese it makes me fart real loud

Beetroot and pears

Is it the sulphur topping that they often put on dried apricots that actually causes the problem?...