To ask what food causes you to have the most horrendous wind?!

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Mine is sage and onion stuffing - oh my lord! Anyone else care for a bit of lighthearted divulging? Better out than in, after all!

Peppers for me. I love peppers, I eat them every day. My kids are loving being locked in with me 😂

I hope this gets moved to classics.
I have wept reading it.
Thank you all.
I should add that we dh and kids have had a particularly farty day but not sure what we have eaten to deserve it...

Potatoes - roast, boiled, jacket, chips......

chinese black bean sauce - omg

Quorn and other types of new hip meat substitutes

Basically makes me shit meself

Popcorn.Im in agony after eating it.

Onions, peppers, lentils, peppercorn sauce, sweetcorn

If you've ever been in an infant class to listen to readers After the Xmas lunch you'll agree sprouts are the worst culprit.

For me it's any orange coloured drink, squash or juice.

Sage and onion stuffing as well.
White onions
Iceberg lettuce
Any type of tinned beans
Batchelors Beanfeast
Yakult and Actimel

Turkey
Cheddar cheese
Cauliflower

Iceberg lettuce. Christ Almoghty it hurts SO bad every time and yet idiot idealistic me always tries it again and again. I wind up nearly weeping with the pain of it.

I am generally a windy person.
I fart every night on the way out of the hospital.
It's a tradition.
One night it was chucking it down with rain.
I ran to car and jumped in and farted away.
Then my boss (bit of a heart throb, but very dignified surgeon) opened the passenger door and jumped in to tell me something.

He didnt stay long

I had a slow roasted garlic bulb addiction at one time.
The bulbs were drenched in olive oil and roast until they oozed.....

Absolutely incredible...

But as I grew older they just didn't agree and i could feel my organs being rearranged as it built up inside.

Not pleasant...so stopped eating it.

Admittedly i probably was a complete pig and could easily eat a couple of bulbs at least in one sitting...unfortunately i have a complete allium family addiction

The worst thing ever was Ben and Jerry’ chocolate macadamia nut ice cream. Delicious. But had appalling effects on both me and DH. The stench was unbelievably horrible.

Kale, blows me up like violet beauregarde, and escapes violently.

My farts are horrific after pork!

Onions. Worst is red onions though, raw or cooked.

I was trying to tell DH that it's the onions that are worst. He didn't believe me. So today for lunch we had pot roast beef with French onion gravy. He believes me now!

Another one for stuffing!

Rice

I once had a work breakfast of granola topped with dried apricots and a huge cup of tea. Then went into a two hour meeting where the said mix fermented - there is no other word for it - in my stomach.

Eventually was able to leave the room almost bent double, doing the Billy Connolly 'man needing a fart' gambol through the office. Sat down on the loo and farted so hard I actually levitated. I'm not fucking joking, my arse left the toilet seat.

I'm now totally outed because I've been dining out on that story for years. But the dining out has never included a dried apricot.

Flaxseed. A very particular brand of horrendous.

Chickpeas - it’s a standing joke in my family. I don’t eat them anymore .

Lonny

Onions, garlic, dried apricots (I think it’s the sulphur?) and tofu. Oh my god, the tofu...