The brains a fucking weird place ain't it??

[AnIdiotNeedsHelp]

So last night I had an insanely weird, very vivid dream...
Tbh most of it is boring, but the bit that really fucking got me

I was driving an Austin Metro!!!!

For a start they were already well old by the time I learnt to drive in 2001, I now only ride motorbikes, and the best bit is I've not been in one since primary school but my brain replicated the interior perfectly (I googled!).

Just why?'??

Why not a fucking Ferrari or something??

Why a perfect replica of a Metro ffs??

My brain is clearly weird. [Confused]

AIBU to think dreams are fucked up?

Also.....what the fuck is my brain trying to tell me???

😂

Don't know why there's voting BTW....but feel free!

As a late teen I dreamt a polar bear came in via our dcat flap and we sat and had a hot chocolate!!

My weirdest dream was me cradling and loving a bag of wallpaper paste like it was my baby. So that was normal.

That sounds infinitely better than a fricking Metro!

Polar bear + hot choc sounds like an amazing JL xmas advert......

Mundane driving a fucking Metro round my shitty old town????

Not so much.

I dreamt last night that my husband told me he was gay and then he turned into Philip Schofield!

Wallpaper paste baby is definitely weirder!

Glad I'm not the only one!

Polar bear + hot chocolate could be a sequel to The Tiger Who Came To Tea.

I used to work in a care home and the other night I had a dream that a resident who probably passed away 8 years ago was taking to me. Clear as day! Really weirded me out.

I am so jealous! You all seem to have lovely dreams. My dreams are boring or scary!
I want to have a dream and I wake up thinking what the heck!

I spent ages chucking spoons at someones car windscreen last night. I had a never ending supply of said spoons and just kept lobbing them at the couple in the car who were watching them bounce off the windscreen.
I cant even think of anything I've seen to have triggered that.

Not even a dream. Last night in bed my weird brain wondered if, at my sainsburys local, I bought one of every single item in the shop
A) how many items would there be
B) how much would my shopping cost &
C) how would I get it all home

Why?!

I’ve had dreams that seem to last as long as a shift at work and I’m doing really boring stuff in them. Then I wake up and actually need to go to work for ten hours. I’ve already done a shift in my head! Why not at least dream the exciting stuff I occasionally do? 🤔

A mouse with a moustache smoking a pipe?

@AutumnGlitterBall I do that loads. It’s exhausting

the other night i dreamed i was marrying my gigantically overweight ex-boss, who i last saw about 8 years ago.

brrrr. weird.

Massive T. rex in the sea while I’m paddling,worse dream ever

This is really outing but I once had a very vivid dream where I accidentally killed a Womble with a special monster killing device I'd invented (to protect the wombles!). All took place inside a mansion that contained a forest.

I had a dream that they changed the shape of spearmint polos and I was truly indignant about this. Dream-me even phoned my dad to complain. I haven’t had a polo for about 15 years. No idea!

I woke myself up laughing last night. I was surfing around a holiday complex in Tenerife on a fluffy seal I was having a whale of a time

Wallpaper paste baby 😂😂😂

@TeddyIsaHe Oh I loved spearmint polos. Do they even exist now? I want one now.

I had a month with no refined sugar. I don't think I've had a day without a biscuit my whole life. So I ended up dreaming I was hiding in cupboard and toilets stuffing my face with biscuits and trying to avoid my work colleagues catching me "cheating". NICE biscuits btw.

Another dream was me sitting in a nice restaurant with some work colleagues and eating this amazing chocolate cake with an orange cream centre. I could taste it and the cake was like Terry's Chocolate orange. The fondant was like orange curd, sweet and tart. The weird thing was I knew I was dreaming and I was thinking, how do I count calories on a cake I am dreaming I'm eating, because I can taste it so I must have to count it! Thankfully I got past that phase and I haven't had any biscuit related dreams for a couple of weeks now.

As a child I dreamt I ate my dolls head, the hair and everything

My mum said I refused to play with it after that

My dreams have become very middle aged and boring.

Recently I dreamt about having a walk in pantry.

Last night I dreamt about picking out a new carpet. Flicking through carpet samples I was. Depressingly I didn't like any of them. I can't even get good carpet in my dreams.