To think a colleague has no right to take something from your desk and throw it in the bin?

[WildflowerChild]

I’m not talking about food/drink.

Bottle of Lynx Africa?

As you won't say what it is I have to assume the worst and vote YABU.

Because you are the type of person to post this stupid cryptic post on mn, im glad your stuff got thrown away. I hope it was really sentimental as well.

Was it a bucket of hot piss?

Pic of Boris Johnson/Jeremy Corbyn/Nicola Sturgeon/Donald Trump/etc etc???

I now have successfully ordered a cat's bum meowing pencil sharpener in Amazon. There were 11 in stock only10 8 left... hurry!

On amazon. Meow!

Next on my list, find tiny plastic trolls and a signed photograph of Adrian Harrop

Sellers everywhere will be wondering why there's a sudden run on those cat's bum meowing pencil sharpeners they've been trying to shift for two years ..

i know! Now wondering if I can justify that impulse buy Reaction, surely questionable at so many levels 😁
Thinking of posting on AIBU “I want to order a cats bum meowing pencil sharpener and display it on my desk,AIBU?”

I'm betting it was colleagues husbands phone number on the back of a business card with his face on.

We'll all know who the fellow Mumsnetters are when we go back to the office on Monday - the cat's bum meowing pencil sharpener on the desk will be like a secret handshake .

Feom what you say, OP, your colleague has done the wrong thing. If you don't feel able to challenge him or her on it, then you need to speak to your line manager. Messing about with people's desks is an office no-no.

The cats bum pencil sharpener is almost sold out on Amazon

The cats bum pencil sharpener is almost sold out on Amazon

It's the new Mumsnet Raven!

Is your name Gareth? Might it be reincarnated in a jelly?

Wait! I have a better question!

What message do you think your colleague was trying to send you by binning your unspecified item?

Was it a sticky jelly baby covered in fluff?

Nipple tassels?

Are you ok hun?

Well, was it a postcard then? Was it...sticky? 🤨

Well, toilet roll is currently in short supply so...

Cheesy cock ring?

To whoever said this is the crappest thread ever then they need to get in the bin. I bet it’s given most people a laugh.

It’s got nothing to do with clear desk policy - we do not have this.

It was done deliberately, ripped up and then a text to tell me that’s what they’d done.

Was is a postcard of the Sistine Chapel you were prone to screaming at?