What have you done that's 'un mumsnetty' today.. For fun

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I've used the tumble dryer more than needed as too lazy to put on the airer as I normally Would. Everytime I put baby down for any time He creates. I think he's coming down with what dd has.

Haven't made our bed

Toddler dd still in her pjs and had ice cream for lunch.. Tbh she's not well and it's all she's wanted.

Made a really short car journey whilst mum was here with kids because again I am truly in a lazy knackered mood.. It took longer to drive and park than would have to walk.

And for tea tonight we're having beige food.. Nuggets and chips..

Let's hear yours.

Oh and my breakfast / lunch has consisted of white toast a choc muffin and red bull :/

Today really is a bad day.

Diet Coke for breakfast.

Had last night's KFC for lunch, went to the cash machine (cash! - the horror MN knows anyone who uses cash is a tax dodger) in the car because it was teeming down with sleet - short trip.

To redress balance slightly I am going to walk 30 mins in very cold rain to retrieve (different) car from garage

Covered myself in orange fake tan

Parked in a parent and child space but had no children with me

Haven’t had a shower. DS is ill and I’m paranoid that if I leave him alone he’ll puke everywhere.

Read the OP in the lighthearted way it was intended?! Rather than be at the stuff you’ve listed and come to some convoluted conclusion that your DH should step up or something.

Not done it yet but , will soon be off to clean the bathroom. Toilet will get a good clean using a loo brush ! !

I'm going to order a domino's when DH gets home and fully intend to eat more than 1 slice and there will be no accompanying salad.

Used a toilet brush to clean the loo

I took a day off, DH went to work and I am doing all the house chores today.

I went for a jog.

I went to my kids school assembly this morning AND I LIKED IT!

I read the DM

I am on 3 (4th?) load of laundry...

Let me see... I still won't allow my kids to play video games at all until the next school break, if that.

I won't put any of them in bed at 6 or 7pm

I am expecting friends to stay over this weekend and SLEEP IN THE SPARE ROOM and USE THE ENSUITE THERE. Friends, sleeping in my home..I am expected to be kicked out of MN any second now, thank you very much.

I had a Kit Kat for breakfast. In my defence I am unwell and can't stand up for long, but even so that's really not the MN way.

I've only just got out of bed. Still have pyjamas on and had a Rustler microwave burger for lunch.

Going to drink at least 2 large glasses of red wine tonight.

Oh yes and I used a toilet brush earlier, and I have one by each loo.

Took my 3yo to a soft play and enjoyed following him around inside.
Used a toilet brush this morning.
Used bleach instead of zoflora.

I've eaten doritos I'm in my pj bottoms

And the only thing in my ironing board is my cat judging me

Bought a new bog brush

Ironed my dhs shirts

Drinking champagne at 2pm while I work from home because something good happened today.

Not made the bed, not had a shower, let the toddler watch back to back episodes of Hey Duggee, been to a baby signing class and made an absolute tit of myself dancing and singing - and didn’t care, ate cold leftovers from last night off the stove without refrigerating or reheating, drank caffeine whilst pregnant, saw a rat outside and didn’t lose my shit.

Going to drink at least 2 large glasses of red wine tonight. The fact that you even say that means you have alcohol dependency 🙄🙄🙄

Stood in the kitchen eating a chocolate bar, if DS would off seen me he would off wanted some

DD4 and I are in our pjs... eating junk food snuggled under a duvet.

I'm going to an MLM party later