What have you done that's 'un mumsnetty' today.. For fun

[JustBecauseItWorkedForYou]

I've used the tumble dryer more than needed as too lazy to put on the airer as I normally Would. Everytime I put baby down for any time He creates. I think he's coming down with what dd has.

Haven't made our bed

Toddler dd still in her pjs and had ice cream for lunch.. Tbh she's not well and it's all she's wanted.

Made a really short car journey whilst mum was here with kids because again I am truly in a lazy knackered mood.. It took longer to drive and park than would have to walk.

And for tea tonight we're having beige food.. Nuggets and chips..

Let's hear yours.

Called the dog Babe and the baby my beautiful princess
Used the loo brush
Am fat and live in a council flat.

I've been for coffee with my in laws, accepted their offer to babysit DC so me and DH can have an evening off, and did this without wondering if they were secretly planning on kidnapping DC and alienating them from us.

I just chucked half a caramel cookie to my 2 year old so I could eat the other half in peace and look at my phone. She's on the sofa watching Mulan.

Flushed toilet wipes down the loo
Let ds have a bottle of Dr Pepper and when we had left the shop I realised we hadn’t paid for it....and I didn’t go back as it was raining and I couldn’t be arsed

Am currently watching “murder she wrote” whilst wearing baggy leggings covered in cat hair...

Gone to the pub by myself this afternoon and had two pints.
The fresh air did me good, nice little walk and supported the local boozer! Who cars!🙅‍♀️

@Looselipssinkships
Thank you and yes, we're going to our usual pub for Friday night and then he's cooking me gammon and chips.
He's taking me for afternoon tea tomorrow, couldn't go today because I'm still not dressed, lazy day for me.

Left my 2 preschool DC outside the toilet cubicle while I LOCKED IT and had a wee at marks and spencer. The local kidnappers must have been in the cafe.

I'm still in my nightie and I'm not planning on getting dressed until tonight when I'll stick on a clean nightie for bed.

I've had mcdonalds for lunch and now I'm tucking into a bowl of chocolate cereal.

After the cereal I'm going to have a nap on one of the sofas.

Incase I need an excuse I have FND and fibromyalgia,I'm ill and disabled and I keep crashing constantly this week and I have no idea why.

Bought a throwaway cup of coffee
Let the kids have the topping off a tray bake for brekkie
Another one surreptitiously reading the DM

Said DC are now drinking tea and watching Moana as I watch the iron leech from their bones

I dropped off and will be picking up my ds from nursery in my suv!

Had a nice chat with my mil.

I'm reading about sleep training. I'm currently bed sharing too.

😂

@CandiceSucksCandy
slovenly snowflake! I have never ever been called a slovenly snowflake before haha!

I would love to say something wittier but gotta go get dressed

Put my DD in her jumperoo with BabyTV on whilst I did my own cleaning, despite being able to afford a cleaner 🤣

I jumped over a puddle on a narrow pavement. Then pulled my hood down hoping no one had seen me do it.

Bought 3 slabs of cow for dinner tonight.

Used bleach.

Drove my car when the shops are less than a mile away.

Spent the day with friends. We all got on and no one judged anyone

Wore my trainers without socks.

Gave the workman a cuppa and graciously let him use the toilet, which has a plastic toilet brush.

I had a poo and really didn't care if anybody else heard me performing a natural function that everybody does in the specifically designed place for it.

About to feed the DC hotdogs. They are both on YouTube too.

Let my nearly toilet trained DD wear a nappy because I just couldn't be bothered to argue with her