What have you done that's 'un mumsnetty' today.. For fun

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I've used the tumble dryer more than needed as too lazy to put on the airer as I normally Would. Everytime I put baby down for any time He creates. I think he's coming down with what dd has.

Haven't made our bed

Toddler dd still in her pjs and had ice cream for lunch.. Tbh she's not well and it's all she's wanted.

Made a really short car journey whilst mum was here with kids because again I am truly in a lazy knackered mood.. It took longer to drive and park than would have to walk.

And for tea tonight we're having beige food.. Nuggets and chips..

Let's hear yours.

Went to my job which pays bang on average wages.
Had lunch at macdonalds
Got irritated with child next to me at macdonalds for banging my chair and drawing on the table.
Judged said parent for above.
Didn't stop and help patient of said parent. Didn't consider that I didn't know what else was going on in her life, instead had a big inwards tut.
Told friend who's having money problems it's perfectly ok to back out of plans. Didn't wonder if it was because I said something that might have offended her 2 years ago. Equally didn't think she was a CF, or abused our friendship, or made plans to go to contact.
Am writing this on my phone in work.

I was kept waiting at customer services for ages today at the supermarket; I didn't have a strop, 'fumm' or get straight onto Twitter.

I've also just been really courteous and helpful to my new neighbour who knocked on my door and asked a question. Though he was a really good looking Greek guy called Romeo which may have helped

Started a parking thread without a diagram

Had a massive fucking breakdown after seeing a debt counsellor and bought myself some brandy. I dont drink spirits 😢

I've done loads today

Used a toilet brush.
Spent the day in my pyjamas.
Spent the day in front of the TV and (gasp) on a laptop at the same time!
So far I've not eaten fruit or vegetables.
I've also allowed the dog on the furniture, under the duvet and to lick my face!

ElderAve
I have already replied on the other thread, but you should be ashamed of yourself.

No diagram. Honestly. What's MN going to.

I am a walking un-Mumsnet cliché.

I am another who cleaned the loo with the loo brush and bleach.

Also answered the door to a random caller.

Had wine for lunch, because we had some left over.

Didn't LTB because he was grumpy with me about a loaf of bread.

Did not Hoover the house or clean anything apart from the loo (in fact I haven't done any cleaning in as long as I can remember, apart from worktops immediately after use).

I'm sorry, I've never worked out how to upload a picture

I ate a carbohydrate.

DH had forgotten something but I don't think he has dementia. Then he was a bit snappy but I'm not going to LTB. I had a sausage roll for lunch and I've just checked I have enough wine in the fridge to get me through this evening. And I do!

Cooked pancakes with Nutella for breakfast for my 22 year old, who has nothing to do until work tomorrow evening.

Collected my grandchildren from Nursery/School, following my DD's rules (we don't differ on these tbf), because i don't think I'm doing something extraordinary by providing unpaid childcare.

Totally - Get thee to AA!

Spent another happy day as a stay at home leech SAHM to school age children.

I'm lying in the living room playing on my phone and haven't unpacked the shopping.

Took my newborn to her hearing test in her babygrow she slept in that had some breastmilk around the neckline in my defends she slept in and I didn't want to wake her up

Defence

I put Peppa Pig on because I wanted to play on my phone and drink coffee in peace!

I'm home from work and am drinking hot ribena and eating a tub of Ben and Jerries and eating marmite crisps - I'm cold, hungry, tired and ill so I don't care.

I didn't get dressed until i left the house and will get straight back into my Pj's when I get in. I'll then have a bath and put clean Pj's back on, until it's time to provide more free, no strings attached, childcare.

Then I'll have my toddler GC overnight, while my other GC goes to my other DD's (so their Mother can go out on the lash) and we'll all stay in Pj's on Sunday until it's time to go out.

Asked one of my cats to move because 'Mummy wants to sit there'.

Turned the TV volume down. Stuff the DD

Came home from school run and got into pjs stayed in them till pick up left dd3 in pjs all day too. Cleaned the bathroom, started hoovering did the lounge then gave up I've looked at the Hoover a few times but mumsnet was more interesting!!

Bottle fed my baby and cleaned my kitchen using wipes...

Got another one. Im about to pour myself the first of many glasses of prosecco right now.

I went to pick up my youngest kids, and had a very pleasant chat with the chair and the treasury of the PTA, who both had a day off too.

They are absolutely lovely.