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to want to make a badge that says "shut up and fuck off"

89 replies

TheStars · 05/02/2020 22:37

I’m 48, peri-menopausal and fast running out of the fluffy caring hormones. We have elderly frail parents and energetic primary school children. The classic sandwich. I just don’t have the energy to give a shit about much anymore. A colleague going on and on about her child’s swimming gala timing scandal . A dull work meeting about a potential restructure . A school run mum bemoaning the lack of cross country running opportunities in schools these days . DH pontificating about gut health .

Bar a few close friendships, I’m just not enjoying general social interaction anymore. I feel enraged by them. Like they are leeching precious energy out of me.

I want a badge that says “shut up and fuck off”. It would be for people’s own safety more than anything else. More in the sense of a medical bracelet rather than to just be rude. When the need arises, I would show the irritant my badge and they will swiftly obey it, recognising the potential medical emergency that it is.

Would you like this badge too? I can order them in for us. Who do you need to show it to?

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RedDiamond · 05/02/2020 22:40

I have a busy stressful job and when time is short and people ask my opinion and then take no notice of it and then bleat that life is unfair, I would like to don that badge.

rosamacrose · 05/02/2020 22:40

Yes please.
Every day.
Corporate bollocks speak.
Shut up and fuck off.

TheLolaMontez · 05/02/2020 22:41

I think this is a wonderful idea. I am 27 and heavily pregnant. I too have very little time for moaners and first world problemers. Sign me up.

Qwerty543 · 05/02/2020 22:42

Yep. For when I go into a shop to browse and am not left the fuck alone by sales assistants asking if I want help. Except when I do want help, then they are nowhere to be found of course.

BigBairyHollocks · 05/02/2020 22:43

Make them and sell them,I’ll place an order.I too Do Not Care about people’s boring bullocks.I am so done.

RefuseTheLies · 05/02/2020 22:44

fast running out of the fluffy caring hormones

I don’t think I’ve ever had those. I’ve been annoyed and bored by most people pretty much my whole life.

One badge please!

huuskymam · 05/02/2020 22:46

Start a business, I'd get some.

OhMsBeliever · 05/02/2020 22:46

I've got a t-shirt that says

Go away
Leave me alone

on it. I call it my people repelling t-shirt. I wear it when I think there will be annoying people around. Which is most people.

GoBackToPartyCity · 05/02/2020 22:49

www.lovelayladesigns.co.uk/gifts/gift-types/badges/hate-people?search=Badge

What about this?Grin

SassenachWitch · 05/02/2020 22:49

Have a look on www.obscenitycards.com

You can buy stickers or badges telling people to fuck off etc.

thehorseandhisboy · 05/02/2020 22:50

Before I opened this thread, I knew you would say that you were peri-menopausal or menopausal Grin.

Other hormonal tidal waves also count TheLolaMontez.

I think that is so true about running out of caring for others/giving a shit hormones. And the leeching of precious energy and cognitive bandwidth day-to-day interactions involve...

My dh has a habit of asking me what time it is if i get up in the night or when I first get up in the morning. It drives me insane that the first exchange I have with someone involves being asked stupid questions and indeed it sets the tone for the day.

Years of me ignoring him or saying 'I don't know' have made no difference. In addition to my 'shut up and fuck off' (SUFO) badge, I want a card that says, 'there's a time piece on your bedside cabinet that will give you some useful visual data about that' that I can hand him each morning.

SUFO-gettes unite.

TheStars · 05/02/2020 22:52

@OhMsBeliever I like your T-shirt Grin A slightly more mild mannered version of the proposed badge wording!

Looks like this badge is very necessary. Fire up the badge making machinery!

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GetUpAgain · 05/02/2020 22:52

Could you extend the range to rings, so I could helpfully make a fist to get the message to people?!

rosamacrose · 05/02/2020 22:52

In the 80's when we dealt with paper, I had a rubber stamp made.
It said:
NO!
I used it until I was sacked made redundant. Grin

Hopingtobeamum · 05/02/2020 22:53

😂😂😂pocket perfect designs is just the place for you (and me). Also look at the Facebook account of tired'n'tested

FusionChefGeoff · 05/02/2020 22:58

Ah see in my industry we've come up with a DGAF qualification. It's a card you carry for times when you're supposed to undertake tedious and time consuming tick box exercises. You flash the DGAF membership card and then you're exempt.

Sounds like the perfect addition to your badge.

(Don't Give A Fuck)

thehorseandhisboy · 05/02/2020 23:01

We had DILLIGAF badges in one place that i worked.

Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?

Goldrill · 05/02/2020 23:01

holyflaps.co.uk/shop/bone-china-and-yet-despite-the-look-on-my-face-mug/

Holyflaps may also have some of this covered.....

SisyphusDad · 05/02/2020 23:01

A badge here please.

Thelnebriati · 05/02/2020 23:05

Count me in, I'm disabled and have no fucks left for people who exclaim in jolly tones ''what did you do to yourself?''

TheStars · 05/02/2020 23:08

@rosamacrose I bet that stamp gave you a lot of satisfaction Grin
I miss stamping Sad and paper.

@thehorseandhisboy what you write is so true.... My DH is the same... Why all these questions? Are you 3? SUFO.

Thanks for the links fellow SUFOs. Some good stuff out there!

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Sossadtoday · 05/02/2020 23:08

I want a little badge that tells leavers to fuck off, sorry to any leavers but all a bit raw still!

FlutterShite · 05/02/2020 23:09

Placing an order here. Thanks.

Redshoeblueshoe · 05/02/2020 23:10

Count me in Grin

SunshineAvenue · 05/02/2020 23:11

I'll have two please, one for my front, one for my back so that I don't need to be disturbed by people sneaking up behind me with their moaning.

Hate to be the one to say it but eventually you're going to need a second badge which says 'shut up and fuck off. Yes, even you!' for those close friends who will inevitably either grate on you or vice versa 😫 fucking hormones.