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to want to make a badge that says "shut up and fuck off"

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TheStars · 05/02/2020 22:37

I’m 48, peri-menopausal and fast running out of the fluffy caring hormones. We have elderly frail parents and energetic primary school children. The classic sandwich. I just don’t have the energy to give a shit about much anymore. A colleague going on and on about her child’s swimming gala timing scandal . A dull work meeting about a potential restructure . A school run mum bemoaning the lack of cross country running opportunities in schools these days . DH pontificating about gut health .

Bar a few close friendships, I’m just not enjoying general social interaction anymore. I feel enraged by them. Like they are leeching precious energy out of me.

I want a badge that says “shut up and fuck off”. It would be for people’s own safety more than anything else. More in the sense of a medical bracelet rather than to just be rude. When the need arises, I would show the irritant my badge and they will swiftly obey it, recognising the potential medical emergency that it is.

Would you like this badge too? I can order them in for us. Who do you need to show it to?

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Longdistance · 06/02/2020 13:33

@TheStars I’m with you in sympathy. I’m in a sandwich, my dm is currently in hospital, and dd2 was ill this week.
I’ve got a work colleague at the moment who is as irritating as thrush. She has so far spent most of the week deciding what plastic files she was going to change the HR files to. It doesn’t take three people to decide.

It sucks being a sandwich Flowers

HaudMaDug · 06/02/2020 13:35

I must already have SU+FO tattooed on my face. Since the menopause I just need to give the look and it silences a room.

WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles · 06/02/2020 13:36

My DD has a T shirt that says "Sorry I'm late I didn't want to come"

I am currently doing an embroidery present for DH that says "I cannot be held responsible for what my face does when you speak". I know he will like it very much.

I love my immediate family, it's just all other people I dislike interacting with Grin

I'll have a badge. Can we have stickers for our foreheads?

TheoriginalLEM · 06/02/2020 13:37

I have a badge that says fuck the fuck off!! It was bought for me by a receptionist at work!

Mistystar99 · 06/02/2020 13:38

Lol! Yes please, start up a business!!

NiceLegsShameAboutTheFace · 06/02/2020 13:40

I feel your pain, OP.

I just make a cuppa in my special mug Grin

to want to make a badge that says "shut up and fuck off"
D4rwin · 06/02/2020 13:44

Well. Yes. But I am very socially isolated and depressed so circling quite a deep dark pit of gloom. Menopause hormones are a fucking bitch

D4rwin · 06/02/2020 13:45

I do have a warning limited patience badge. In a railway style. I am very fond of it.

kingsassassin · 06/02/2020 13:48

Badge or bracelet here too please. I'm 45 and definitely either peri menopausal or really really angry with everyone and everything. Also a sandwich.

DontDribbleOnTheCarpet · 06/02/2020 14:03

Sign me up! I'd also like onw which says "How are you proposing to pay for that?". I can't be trusted with a "No!" stamp, too many people would get it straight in the face!

wesdxc12 · 06/02/2020 14:17

Surely this has got to be one for classics Grin

Count me in. Two badges. I need a spare in case I lose one hurling it at DH's someone's head.

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Sidge · 06/02/2020 14:38

@WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles my daughter has that on a sweatshirt! She also has “I’m not antisocial, I just don’t like you” T-shirt.

I am currently reading this book. I thoroughly like it. I shall read it whilst wearing my new badge please.

to want to make a badge that says "shut up and fuck off"
emmetgirl · 06/02/2020 14:42

I'd like one too please.

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