..to lightheardly ask what shameful thing you need to admit to?

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When no one is around to see me, and when the food was really yummy, I lick the plate clean. Regularly.

I am a 47 year old educated and professional woman. I don't think people would ever expect this of me. I caught sight of my reflection when doing this earlier and I looked like a hungry stray dog

What do you do that people don't know about?

I have never been able to blow my nose. It's just one of those things!

Hahaha- I think I might have been your reflection!

I'm a Yank. Shh! Don't tell anyone.

There's so many post that are gonna gross me out so I will just leave you here with a salute and bow out gracefully

I’m a teacher. Sometimes I need to fart in class. When the stink becomes obvious and the kids blame each other, I totally keep silent. Self preservation, innit bruv?

I can’t burp on demand.

If LO doesn't finish her food, I will! Also any food gets dropped in the house, I'll still eat it... I know how clean the floors are!

Why is it shameful that you can't burp on demand??

When the DC's were little if I did a terrible fart in public I'd blame them.

@Silenceisnotgolden that's brilliant and a definite plus re working with children or animals I'd say.

@CornflakesforBambi I can't burp at all really. If I really need to I can summon something inadequate that makes me sound like a camel. Not really ashamed of my belching inadequacies tho l. It is what it is..

Why is it shameful that you can't burp on demand??

Because inevitably all that gas has to go somewhere.

@Weirdomagnet ah excellent. That makes me feel better

I'm a 28 year old obese woman.
I can still bite my toenails if I can't find the clippers
My DD bites hers too.
We are grim I know.

I’m sitting eating all 4yo DDs popcorn while watching Netflix and wearing my wedding shoes that came in yesterday.

Not shameful really, I just love my wedding shoes

If I really need to I can summon something inadequate that makes me sound like a camel.

I get this too, but it sounds more akin to what I imagine a constipated pterodactyl would sound like.

Sometimes i can't be arsed walking upstairs for a wee so i pee in a glass lol

Call it the piss bucket and say you use it on the compost heap and suddenly you are saving the planet

I once burped so loudly, I upset the dog.

I work in a huge open plan office. I once ate a cream cake from the work fridge innocently thinking it had been left from a buffet. Turns out it wasn’t and queue weeks of round robin emails speculating about the mystery and what they would steal next. I will never confess!

Mystery thief!

When I’m home alone and make a really disgusting burp (imagine Barney from The Simpsons) and the patio doors or windows are open, I loudly exclaim “that’s disgusting, you’re a pig” in case any of the neighbours are in their gardens and hear me. I figure they think I’m chastising my husband (who would never make a disgusting burp).

The dog didn't eat the magic stars yesterday.
It was an emotional day, I even had the nerve to say, fuck. Do you think the dog needs to go to the vets after all that chocolate.
DH thought I was mother Theresa for then watching the dog to make sure he was ok. Obviously he was. He wasnt the greedy fuck who inhaled a massive bag of chocolate stars.

I loudly exclaim “that’s disgusting, you’re a pig”

This really made me laugh.

I do love an outdoors wee in the garden... luckily we are not overlooked.

I had the flu a few years ago and had a bucket in the bedroom to pee into. I couldn't make it down the stairs without wanting to faint.

I sometimes scratch my bum 🤭🤭🤭