Alphabet Street...join us for some parking drama!

[originalcatlady]

Started a new thread on the off chance () that something funny might happen in my street later. Maybe around 10pm...

Diagram below for the handful of people in the country that haven't printed it off yet...

Love this thread

* Sneak out under cover of darkness and put cones and triangles all around her car* 

Or on her car.

@allthesharks I did once. I had cunt written on my bonnet in the dirt. K's workmen did quite a bit in December. She couldn't cope.

I second the cones around the car

All your mad ideas are making me laugh even more than what I am witnessing. I can't cope 

Please inform mr k he needs to be home earlier.
Oh please go put the triangle right behind her car so she reverses over it in the morning

Or crime scene tape

@Iwantacookie I just choked on my tea at that!

If I was C, The first time B parked so close to my bumper that I was blocked in, I would forever switch to spot 1 as my preferred spot. Since x is rarely occupied, 1 is ideal.

What’s the current situation regarding spaces, is Mr K going to have to park elsewhere tonight?

But if C is home first and parks in 1, B wouldn't be able to get into 2 🤣

Gosh these threads are so thrilling.I can't see the road by me. All I see from my window is a load of fat squirrels and a spectacularly stupid pheasant waddling around in my garden.

Yes, looks like poor Mr and Mrs K have been evicted again. Maybe they got home first and just parked round the corner so they could watch this spectacle. Maybe they know 

I second the triangle behind her car in the morning. Where are the K family though.. Has she already killed them and Mr B awaits the same fate.. Surprised she didn't take the triangle into the house to beat Mr B with.

Get some of these OP and leave them all over her car

Surely Mrs B just needs to run over anyone she wants to bump off.
Say it was an accident I'm a crap driver 100s of Mumsnetters can testify to that

But if C is home first and parks in 1, B wouldn't be able to get into 2

Why is that a problem for C?

I think OP should write "This is a Disabled Space you Cunt" on a note and pop it under Bs wipers.

This is honestly the best thing I have EVER read on mumsnet. Can’t believe how invested I am for a second night in a row. Hope Mr B makes it through the night🤣

Mr B is in my thoughts this evening.

We should start a Gofundme page for Mr B for his therapy and new life away from Mrs Bs atrocious parking problem.

I think the film should include the text messages. With double screens so you see the sender's.

I've joined to be able to join in but I don't like popcorn or rhubarb biscuits, is that still OK????? Hope this has a weekend section, can't bear Saturday TV!

Oh weekends are fun. Nobody has a routine. People have visitors. Anything could happen.

Caught up.

Will B be up in the morning ready and waiting to shuffle her car in her dressing gown? Will there be another bitch session outside about how unreasonable everyone is to park completely legally near their own homes? Who knows...