Alphabet Street...join us for some parking drama!

[originalcatlady]

Started a new thread on the off chance () that something funny might happen in my street later. Maybe around 10pm...

Diagram below for the handful of people in the country that haven't printed it off yet...

Shamelessly parking my bin right here to save my space!

Do people not have the bookmark feature?

B simply has to be Linda Bassett. She goes on about her 'motor car' enough in CTM, she's a safe pair of hands for this one.

Danny Dyer and Gemma Collins for the delectable, fearless Mr & Mrs K - "'Oppit, you - I'll park my motor wherever I like, you slaaaaaag!!!"

Watching my watch and the thread.

5 minutes to go!!!

I feel like this would be a great Agatha Christie plot. Someone's murdered because of a disgruntled neighbour and parking. Sorry op if you can't sleep now because of This suggestion

I'm so tired but I know it's going to take B at least 15 minutes to park across one space rather than 2

Oh and miss marple/ poirot has to park in the street too just to add to the drama & frustration ( in a 1920s vintage car obvs)

OP did Mr K make it home yet?

De-lurking after reading the original thread live, ready to see what'll happen tonight!

I do think Mr and Mrs K must be super-chilled. If there was a hint of this kind of stuff happening on my road, I'd be making sure I was always home before B! It drives me crazy when people park their car badly so they take up the space of two cars.

Maybe the K's have moved house like the last family who was tired of Bs antics

I don't think K are fully aware yet 

They still aren't home. Mr B isn't out yet either. Wonder if he'll realise he's meant to move the red triangle before she gets here.

Maybe you could print this OP and sneak it in B's letterbox when no one is looking. Make sure you include the title Parallel Parking for Dummies.

www.epermittest.com/drivers-education/parallel-parking

@Ineedanap90 don't kill them off yet! They've not been here two months yet!

I was hoping for a new thread, thanks OP!

Not sure about Gemma Collins Sausageroll 😏

They have a red triangle in which spot?
Spot 1?

So sorry, Mrs K. Are you thinking that she's far too graceful and demure to play you?

Mr B hasn't come out yet. She was about to nosedive into 1 then saw the triangle. Reversed angrily and got out to move it to the pavement herself. Is now trying to reverse park into 1.

She can't do it. She's driven off. Is Mr B asleep?!?!

Remember Brian's mum Ivy in Corrie.
She could be Mrs B.

@originalcatlady ha I wouldn't blame them for running for the hills but have a sneaking suspicion they are stronger than B thinks and can't be intimidated. I really hope they make it back first! Or block her in. Maybe that's what they are waiting for... That would be great. When she says they can't do that they could use the famous (famous for this thread at least) line 'but am I touching?' and shut the door in her face.

@littleduckeggblue there was a hole dug in the pavement on Sunday. Workmen put red triangle workmen signs out on the road. She moves it everyday. They move it back everyday.

@Cheeringmeup why haven't you shared it yet???

Oh I love that she can't park in it.