Alphabet Street...join us for some parking drama!

[originalcatlady]

Started a new thread on the off chance () that something funny might happen in my street later. Maybe around 10pm...

Diagram below for the handful of people in the country that haven't printed it off yet...

This is brilliant. And tonight's shenanigans are nothing to do with K so she can't even complain!

Make sure you don't have your lights on in case they can see your silhouette.

I think it would be better to invite old D back for the evening and get a couple of lawn chairs and the very biggest sized popcorn from the cinema. When B pulls up take the chairs out into the street, set up with a good view and sit there sharing the popcorn and pointing out various cars and spaces to each other. Gasp every time B attempts to pull into a space and fails.

Haha she can't park even with the space free.. This is where the K family casually drive down and park in the space straight away

Or he maybe didn't take Mrs Bs side in the parking wars and she's offed him

Wouldn't want to be Mr B when she gets inside.

Ha! Do they have blinds too? Maybe he's sneakily watching her as well, fed up of her drama

Bet mr B is getting a right earful about not moving the red triangle

is Mr B asleep

Hiding behind the curtains sniggering at Mrs b perhaps

She's back. She's managed to get in forwards this time. Except she can't get out as the triangle she moved onto the pavement in right by her drivers door!

It would be brilliant if Mr K came home and neatly reversed straight into 1. Just to rub salt into the wound.

@GiveHerHellFromUs yes!!!!

I almost feel sorry for the woman, trying to park while hundreds of MNetters are secretly ‘watching’ her.

Almost.

Modern life is surreal.

Could your unknown cars be the K's playing with Mrs B. Maybe he has a garage.

Aw now I'm disappointed she got in the space

She's now reversed all the way into X, got out and moved the sign again and has now settled into 1/X. She's clearly worried someone may park behind her 

Pleeease let Mr or Mrs K come back and park i 1. Preferably completing the move with a handbrake turn

She sounds like the female equivalent of Basil Fawlty

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 to her not being able to get out because of the triangle

So she's stuck in her car fuming at Mr B.. Will she make an escape through the sunroof? Or perhaps the boot?

Wouldn't like to be Mr B right now

So she's now partially parked in a disabled space?

Has anyone ever dared to park fully in space 1 when there are other spaces available?

OP I think you should make a 'permit holders only' sign for x and clamp her. I have a spare clamp if you want it

After a good look up and down, with a shake of her head, she goes inside. Mr B awaits his fate.

😂
I’m thinking someone a bit more down to earth, Cate Blanchett perhaps