Oh God help. On a date and can't eat the food (lighthearted!!)

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On a date with a lovely fella who is a good cook. We've been out before and had a fab time.

Just been presented with a plate of steak and the smell of it is turning my stomach. There's no way I can eat it.

He's in the kitchen (faffing). No pets about to slip it to... Should I shove it in my bag?

Coming back, beb

Enjoy the toast, then cuddle up on the sofa and have a good giggle about the whole thing. No harm done.

So it's either off steak, or popping out to the shop to get bread to make toast?
I'm afraid I'd be a bit pissed off with you being on your phone throughout the evening too, even if it was just when he went into the kitchen. Is his kitchen a distance away from where you were sitting? I would've expected conversation to continue, but maybe that wasn't possible if the kitchen is at the other side of the house.

Say you’re feeling unwell and think you‘re going down with a virus?
Good luck xx

He offered to order Chinese but I just couldn't face it.

The steak came from the local butcher today so should have been fine.

I wouldn't worry about the next date as he will probably have been put off by you being on your phone.

The steak smelt so bad you couldnt stomach it

You knew it was off ffs! Why on earth did you eat it?

It smelt so bad that you took one bite and threw up? Fgs not just gag but actually have to run to the toilet to be sick?

To the people questioning toast, I don't think I would fancy a takeaway if I'd just thrown up!

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Seriously, put your phone away.

Fucks sake, message him to get some chocolate ice cream while he's out, clean your teeth, jump him the minute he gets in the door, have vigorous sex all evening, then eat the ice cream in bed together. There, fixed .

Snot crying is almost as bad as screaming at the Michelangelo 🤣🤣

I think Mumsnet Classics

so you're with a relatively new bloke ( i assume) on your 'phone whilst eating and now throwing up / crying and still on your 'phone?
yeah, funny story...

Oh you poor thing. He will have to speak to the butcher. You can laugh about it one day.

I wonder if he has got horse meat or he hasn't kept it in fridge (maybe he bought it at lunch time?) cut a few bits off & place in hand bag or down your bra & tell him it was really nice.

Blimey if this is worthy of classics, standards really have slipped.

As for crying when sick it isn't usually the same as crying crying. It's eyes leaking involuntary crying.

Blimey if this is worthy of classics, standards really have slipped.

Exactly.

They shop assistants chew gum and mutter under their breath about how your top doesn’t match Your trousers.

@Rabblemum you what now?

I also cry a lot when vomiting. I'm
Sure it's not that unusual lol

Glad you got it sorted, you can laugh about it next time 😉

They shop assistants chew gum and mutter under their breath about how your top doesn’t match Your trousers.

Eh?

Don't eat it! You could end up sick, which could be worse if the night turns frisky

I reckon you two will be each other’s “lobster” now, and look back on this one day and laugh, OP 😉

To be fair to OP, I cry every time I vomit too. I don't want to but I do. It's weird.

On a date with a lovely fella who is a good cook

I read that as, "On a date with a lovely fella who has a good cock" 😂🤦‍♀️