to HATE shitting at work!? (Lighthearted)

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Sorry for the crude title!! Am I alone with this phobia!? Absolutely hate having to do a number 2 at work, the fact you're away from your desk for longer than usual everyone KNOWS what you're up to!
Am I being completely unreasonable or are there other insane people out there too who share this phobia?

@missmouse101 Excellent idea! Thank you.

I love it! That's a good 20 minutes I can sit and play on my phone!

I have no issue going in work. Far preferable to going at home with two preschoolers clinging to me.

I don’t understand all the angst about it. It’s a normal bodily function, everyone does it. Why so coy?

HeronLanyon you agree that people who go to the toilet during the day are "disorganised" and that they shouldn't be allowed to go around having a poo any time they need to? Seriously? Very magnanimous of you to make an exception for bowel conditions though . It's attitudes like that which are responsible for all the poo angst on this thread. How utterly sad to be judging others because they don't share your hang ups about their bodies.

eoin tone failure whether you or me not sure. It was jestful as I really did laugh at the sad trainer. I wasn’t being magnanimous in the slightest. I was being perfectly serious. Have sibling with serious digestive problems. Wouldn’t dream of making light of it !
Guess that will teach me to join in lighthearted thread ! Ffs.

I emerged from a foul smelling fug. An extension was built onto the building with new toilets a couple of years back

Were the two connected? 🤔😄

"I never poo at work. I go first thing in the morning at home and that's it.. you can train yourself to do that"

What a load of, well, shit.

How does One Train Oneself to only go first thing in the morning (at home) and never anywhere else?

I suspect that the training involves
no caffeine (or caffeine only at 6am)
no exercise
next to no fluids between 8pm & 6pm
only low fibre foods
low food intake over all