@slipperywhensparticus the OP finished with "Be vegan/ vegetarian or just eat meat. It's one or the other" which is not a question based on curiosity.
As for the 'fake chemical shit' claims, here are the ingredients of the vegie balls I buy from my local supermarket: Lentils (25%), Roasted Zucchini (24%), Chickpeas, Vegetable Oil, Roasted Onion, Besan Flour, Parsley (1.5%), Garlic, Brown Sugar, Salt, Yeast Extract, Crushed Chilli (0.5%) (Chilli (62%), Water, Sugar, Salt, Acetic Acid, Vegetable Gum (Xanthan Gum)), Vegetable Gum (466).
And here are the ingredients for the actual meatballs. Does one sound more fake and chemical than the other?
Australian Pork (60%), Australian Veal (20%), Water, Gluten Free Crumb (Mineral Salts (450, 500)), Rice Flour, Salt, Carrot Fibre, Vegetable Protein (Soy), Potato Starch, Sugar, Dehydrated Garlic, Herbs (Parsley, Rosemary), Spices (Chilli, Caraway, Pepper, Mace, Fennel), Lemon Juice, Preservative (223), Natural Flavouring (Lemon), Fermented Rice.