Friend coming for Christmas who has recently turned omnivorous

[SproutsAreForLife]

Now, I am not one of those vegans who can't contemplate a meal with no veg, but I have a friend who's recently turned omnivorous and I have no clue what to give them for Christmas lunch.

I looked at the omnivore aisle at the supermarket but I have no experience of preparing omnivore food. WIBU to make a chicken risotto, as I'm not sure if omnivores eat potatoes and veg. Can they have mushroom en croute?

TO be honest I think it's just a fad.

1/10

Nope.

I’m sure she won’t mind being vegan for one day? Or she can bring a little dish of turkey for herself while you all enjoy your feast.

Yawn.

Oh FFS are you the same troll knocking about all day namechanging? How sad of you.

You should be a good host and eat meat for the day. Its only polite.

Thinking of withdrawing invite as it's so much hassle.

Tell your friend they can come round to mine. It’ll be a hell of a lot more fun than having lunch with a troll.

Thinking of withdrawing invite as it's so much hassle
Don't be silly. Just offer up your first born as the meat dish. Any omnivore would be thrilled.

omnivore aisle at the supermarket
ha ha ha

omnivorous - " animal or person feeding on a variety of food of both plant and animal origin."
so basically eats anything

Not sure what an omnivore eats

This can't be real? Omnivores eat anything .... the clue is in the name.

They eat everything.

Try harder next time.

Omni = all. Nobody is this naive.

Don’t be a knob.

This can't be real? Omnivores eat anything .... the clue is in the name.

Thankfully it’s not.

I think it’s quite funny, refreshing change from those whining about having to actually accommodate their guests properly

Give them literally anything. That is the whole point of being an omnivore.

@SproutsAreForLife

I don't get it.

 @Airwhy  who are you calling a troll 

It's a joke, about the endless hand wringing of what shall I feed the vegetarian/ vegan. Gosh they can have gravy? Really?

Never mind, go back to being all earnest and serious.

Apart from you @FelicityBeedle I like you.

If you get started right away, there might be enough for a meal.