to ask you to cheer up mn with your ridiculous things your small

[Samcro]

people say or do?
mine are adults, but i LOVE reading about cute things small people do,

MY DD3 has started to ask if we can watch Franzel and Brussels (Hansel and Gretel) 🤣🤣

My DD is only 7 months but she's got a tub of plastic bricks and thinks it's hilarious to empty the whole tub out every time you try to put them away.

It's so cute and her laugh is fantastic!

My son keeps going around siging dogy buscuits .com. he thinks that's what they say in the funky pigeon add. 😂

My DD4 likes to order lunch herself in Wagamama. She always ask for a chicken cat soup instead of a chicken Katsu.

My 3 year old came up to me and asked what is was like being a witch yesterday. It then transpired that she meant monster after watching Monsters Inc. I was most offended.

My DS (2) dances everywhere. Runs up and down the aisles in Tesco like he's in a rave, pointing his fingers in the air etc

We were at the seaside having a sandcastle competition. Me and GS against OH with GD. Every time DH dug up something interesting, he stopped to show it to us. 3 year old GD got so exasperated she said, “Grandpa, less talking, more digging”..

My almost 2 year old looked up at the ceiling yesterday and said "hello spider, how are you today?"

It's the longest sentence I've ever heard him say and it took me by complete surprise, it was so funny!

My three year old tried to say Feliz Navidad when he heard the song the other day and said Feliz Daddy-dad. He also put his hat and scarf on a metal reindeer I have at the door as he thought it was cold.

Dd is only 2.5 but was watching something on TV about a horse, turned to me and said mummy you had a horse didn't you in the olden days! I did have horses when I was younger but dear lord I was NOT alive in the olden days!

My DS dropped a paw patrol vehicle on his foot yesterday and started crying. When I offered to kiss his foot better he said "No mummy it's not my foot it's my toe thumb". He meant his big toe!

My DD is certain that when it gets very dark we call it 'peach black' - not pitch black.
She is 8!

My 4 year old was watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and said, "mom why does that man have boobies?" About Caitlyn Jenner 😳

Another thing dd does is when we are in a clothes shop, if we go near the bra section she runs around excitedly shouting look boobies sticking out! She's breastfed so I don't know if it makes her think of milk or if she just likes boobs!

DD is 4 months old and a couple of weeks ago while I was changing her nappy she flung her legs up and down and farted. I laughed a little bit which made her laugh, which made me laugh more and we were both just there giggling at each other over a fart

My 3 year old calls a screw driver a scuba diver!

My 5yr old accosted his dad this morning, demanding to know what he's getting for Christmas. Daddy refused to divulge this information so now our son is going to ask Santa to send Krampus after daddy.

DS2: can I have your phone daddy?
Daddy: No because when I told you it was time to go, you ran into the soft play and said "ner ner ner ner"
DS2: I did not say "ner ner". I said "Ner. Get off of me".
Daddy: You're not helping your cause DS2

DH overheard DD talking to DS2...

DD: do you know what mummy's work is?

DS2: What?

DD: she writes reports for people who want to buy things. So for example if you wanted to buy an ice-cream that lasted forever, mummy would get it for you.

I WISH MY JOB WAS THIS COOL!!!

My son said 'Come 'ere mummy. I want to count the lines on your forehead....'

We were choosing music to listen to, my DD wanted to listen to "Martin & The Housewives"

The Housemartins.

My son, when 6, made me an xmas card with Darth Vader wearing an xmas hat, and captioned it 'I am your Father. Christmas' 😄

My 2 year old always stands on the coffee table to brush his hair, I never understood why he used to go onto the table to do it until I saw the older two doing it so they could see their reflection in the mirror.
LO doesn't even face the mirror so he is just copying his older brothers. He must think you have to be on a table to use the brush because sometimes i catch him climbing onto the kitchen table with the hairbrush!

When DD was 3 she declared, at preschool, how much she was looking forward to her Mojito that evening.
We were having Fajitas...

Mine are grown/teens now so I had mugs made with my favourite sayings from when they were small. I am currently drinking tea from "W is for Wino"