to ask you to cheer up mn with your ridiculous things your small

[Samcro]

people say or do?
mine are adults, but i LOVE reading about cute things small people do,

After parent's evening the other week ds told his big dsis we had all been to a mother's meeting!!

At my sister's (very long Catholic) wedding ceremony DS2 (who was about 3 at the time and a bit of a knobber) was sat towards the back with DH while I was bridesmaid at the front. DH was ramming snacks into DS2's mouth to try and keep him silent and at the point the vicar mentioned Satan DS2 piped up clear as a bell "I love Satan, I love, love, love him" and sang "Satan is my best friend" repeatedly til DH had to rugby-ball carry him out of the church, still merrily shouting his atrocities and biting DH while I died at the altar pretending to the vicar that Satan's best mate wasn't my child.

DS1 was a little groomsman at my Mum's wedding when he was 2 and wore the cutest top hat and tails to match the other men. He knee-skidded up the aisle to me (bridesmaid again) and proudly declared "somebody's done a big, big poop in my pants" whilst leaping about with his little ring cushion and smoking us all out with his rotten arse.

We don't get invited to weddings often any more.

@FudgeBrownie2019

I have just literally laughed out very loud whilst reading your post about Satan’s best mate.
Hilarious 😂 I love it

My 2nd son was the one that done everything.Anything funny only happened to him.

Sitting on teh bus home one day and he was just singing away.Until i realised the song was "Suck on my chocolate salty balls"from South Park.
Got him to shut up,then he starts "I wanna have sex on the beach"he was around 2 and the songs where out.

Everyone was laughing of course,me mortified.Somebody then shouts does he take requests.I got off the bus cause God knows what was coming next.

DD (7) has been doing persuasive letters at her school so this year's letter to Father Christmas was delightfully formal, including in her list a "penultimate request" and signing off "yours sincerely"

Playing the shopping game where you go through the alphabet adding an item on to the previous player's item..

Ds was about 6 and added for 'u' an under-penis mattress instead of orthopedic..

My nephew was watching the neighbours having new windows fitted. So one man was upstairs inside, the other was climbing up a long ladder on the outside of the house.
“Do you not have stairs in your house.?” Asked DN aged 4.

My 2.5 year old told me he made a ‘big mess’ at nursery with arms waving to emphasise the mess. I don’t doubt it either.

When ds teen hit puberty his db about 8 stared him out and said he hoped he was doing something about 'that crazy hair'... Pointing at his naked genitals in the bathroom!!

My daughter bust in on me once, when I was on the loo, unfortunately also while I was mid-period. I reassured her that everything was perfectly normal and okay, as she was understandably a little shocked and freaked out. She walked out of the bathroom, and I could hear her talking to my husband. "Don't worry Daddy. Mummy's had a broken wee, but she's okay."

Dd took her little dsis to a shopping centre. In the loo the youngest chastised her dsis for using so much loo roll and told her to leave some for other people!!
Was a while before she asked to take her anywhere!!

DS2's first two word phrase was "Mouth Poo!" to explain why he'd got up and come downstairs after bedtime. He meant he'd been sick.

Today I told him not to lick the radiators as they were "hot, very hot, ouch", so he blew on them before licking them. Luckily we keep them fairly cool as we know what he's like.

DS1 loves Hey Duggee and regularly awards us made up squirrel badges for our efforts. I got my homous and falafel wrap badge for yesterday's dinner and his brother got his smelly nappy badge first thing this morning. The two may be connected!

DS age 4 and I were in the car listening to Christmas music. After Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas DS asks "mummy why does that lady only want us for Christmas?".

My little girl has a cold right now and has just come in to tell me she has a coldslaw in her mouth! She is super cute!

DD2 came home absolutely offended about her school lunch today.

Apparently the Cottage Pie mashed potato and NO PASTRY. I

My DS loved to order Chicken Yogurts when we went out for a pub lunch. It was so cute I could never correct him to nuggets.

Dd 3 “it’s a bit froggy today” 😂 she meant foggy ☺️

@Areyoufree just splurted my cuppa back out, thanks for that 😂😂

I saved this thread, knew it would make me smile,
Especially satans best friend.

My DD (18 months) has just finished her bowl of "boobies".. otherwise known as blueberries.

I found DD (3yo) writhing on the floor naked with just a scarf wrapped around her legs and her nipples coloured purple. Apparently she was being the little mermaid 😬

Also we’ve recently gone veggie but DD loves a ham sandwich so is taking some persuading. After I explained what being vegetarian means she thought about it for a bit and then exclaimed that from now on she would only eat endangered animals. Panda and chips for tea then....

DD is nearly 3 and likes numbers. She has worked out some numbers when before another number, end in -ty.
So 45- forty five, it works.
She also does: 24- twoty four, 17- onety seven etc.

I love it! Know I’ll be sad when she learns the actual numbers.

4 month old DD absolutely pisses herself laughing at the dog walking past. The dog is literally not doing anything expect walking but she finds it hilarious! You can’t help but laugh at her gorgeous little baby giggle!

My friends little girl when she was 2 called blueberries “boo-boo berries”
It’s completely stuck and now there are at least 7 or 8 of us fully grown adults that all call them boo boo berries. The kid is 9 now and just looks at us like we’re imbeciles... she has a point