To be looking forward to my free unicorns when labour get into power

[Thegrinch2019]

I’m very excited about my unicorns come Friday that will be arriving on Friday when labour get into power. I just need a big enough garden for it but I’m hoping Labour will give that to me too along with my free broadband and everything else they have promised!!

Well seeing as the Brexit unicorns are still on back order, don't hold your breath. Still though - at least there'll be an NHS there to fix you when you keel over from lack of oxygen

'When Labour get into power...'

Not a Labour party member nor a fan of JC, but my heart did a little jump of excitement at the thought of the country telling BJ to fuck off.

Another one still waiting for my Brexit unicorn 🦄

I think Corbyn will turn out to be the least of your troubles.

And I didn't vote Labour when I filled in my postal vote.

How lovely for you, so glad that you know Labour are going to get in.
Enjoy your unicorns, personally I am looking forward to the Tory party unicorns, I'm told they can do dressage. Johnson said so, it's bound to be true.

I’m gonna quit my job and live off free buses and benefits if labour get in.

Unreasonable and lacking in wit.

Oh yes, get in the queue - Brexit unicorns first, surely. Johnson promised, and of course he always keeps his promises.

At least we'd get access to healthcare with our unicorns. We won't get any of the money promised by the Tories, and Brexit will drag on for years. But you carry on being sarcastic about Labour, and we will keep pumping money into rail and electricity for others to profit from. Our country's debt has doubled in the last 9 years and what do we have to show for it? Nothing. The likes of Osborne and Rees-Mogg have made millions from the privatisation of our publicly owned assets.

@Thegrinch2019 YANBU.

I am also looking forward (if Labour win) to my rainbow unicorn kitten, my flying narwhal, and my moon on a stick.

Why are right wing people never funny?

Don't all voters just want a bloody change?! Another five years of Conservative is surely just another five years of bleak drudgery?!

😂

And no @GreenBasket, sadly a change would be good, but with JC at the healm I will be doing a runner - - or flying away on my own unicorn--

I dislike Corbyn immensely but I'm still voting Labour - anyone has to be better than the shower-of-shit, doesn't give a shite about the poor, domestic abuser that is BJ.

@Patroclus

I don't know any right wing people that well personally.

Or are you just so ignorant and clueless that you ASSUME anyone who doesn't blow smoke up Corbyn's arse is right wing?

Lol typing failure there

I agree Have.

You forgot the monkey butler they promised would come with your unicorn.

You don't want to be the one cleaning up rainbow unicorn shit all the time.

Although, saying that, like all other Labour promises, the monkey butler will most likely not be all it was promised to be. It will probably refuse to work five days a week then just revert to type and pick up the shit but throw it at your windows.

Oh OP - I just wanted better than that - not really witty at all

Better than the expensive pile of shit we'll get if the tories get back in.

I don't get it. Is free education and healthcare seen as particularly extreme?

Astounding how blinkered some Tory voters are. You make jokes about labour making big promises they won't deliver on while it has been proven that the Tory manifesto is just a collection of lies.

50,000 new nurses - well not really, 19000 already work in the NHS but somehow we'll stop them quitting so we're counting them as new.

21,000 new police offers to swell the ranks and protect the country - well yes, ok we did cut 20,000 police offers, so technically we're just replacing the ones we got rid of, but you know there will be more.

We're going to build 40 new hospitals - well, not really but we're going to fund the creation of the business plans that they need then they can get funding somewhere else or something.

The list goes on. No one who votes Tory has any right to laugh and joke about the reality of any other parties manifesto!

Hey I’m waiting for my snp sponsored troupe of dancing Pegasus unicorns up here

I just couldn’t vote for the tories, never mind brexit there are disabled people and children of less fortunate people who are going hungry and going through unnecessary anguish because of austerity, I pay tax to help these people not punish them