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AIBU to say stop with so many Fricken rules!

181 replies

portobella · 06/12/2019 12:07

I'm getting a little peed off at the whole you better live by these rules or judgement shall reign upon thee nonsense!

I can't use plastic, I can't have my Christmas tree and its decorations, I can t use wrapping paper, I must be vegan, not least because of the meat ingestion but because all the cows fart and hurt the ozone! Do you know how much vegetation is lost to avocados or the mafia and children being scarred for life by the acid in cashews?!

I can't swear around my kids, I mustn't enjoy meat of any kind, I can't buy new clothes, they must be second hand, must shop local, don't buy out of season, cant enjoy a good laugh at the expense of others! Hello, it's funny when someone falls on their arse or walks into a door! the list goes on!! REALLY??

AIBU to be getting a little peeved with all this?

I am a responsible citizen, I do watch my plastics waste, I do care about the wold. But I also do like meat every now and then, I do enjoy my Christmas decorations and the nostalgia of it all, I do enjoy new clothes sometimes and I do swear around my kids whilst having a G&T or a bottle of wine! (they're 15 &16) but it's not the point!

There's just too much all around.. Everyone and their dog has put 'THEIR' expectations on me!! that they expect me to live by, and if I don't I'm looked down upon, shunned and gossiped about.

My life is hard enough with my own expectations of myself let alone trying to live up the perfection and assumptions of others!

Those of you... the judgy and I mean really judgy self-imposed evangelists of our newfound world to be ARE NOT PERFECT you do know that don't you?

You have kids that run amuck, scream and have tantrums, and you call them diddums and little sweetie.. they're brats and need pulling into line or they'll be big brats living all entitled becoming worse versions of your judgemental selves.

You're so judgemental that you live on a knife-edge as you judge yourself worse than you do anyone else. Your husbands as yes this is mostly aimed at women! are tired and worn out by all these rules!!

They too are imposed or frowned upon for having an opinion no bra to burn or wanting a beer and laugh with their mates. Showing any masculinity at all! As if it wasn't what mother nature made them, god forbid! heavens above! these cave-like beasts, what are they doing being themselves?!

You act slightly human and beat yourself up about it. You're your own worst enemy! You go to yoga twice a week and think your the newfound Dali fricken lama!

Get a hold of your selves. If you want to be vegan and wear second-hand clothes and call your kids Far-qua go ahead no one is stopping you. But please please will you let us not so stuck up, constipated hypochondriacs, come to our own conclusions on how and when we will make the changes necessary for our lives and how we see ourselves within the planet and its future..

We may like the things you don't but doesn't mean we're not kind and loving people with similar values just means we're getting used to the fact that change is upon us and it takes us a little longer to get there.. !

And for your men please!! for gods sake stop crushing their masculinity let them be men, it's who they are and let them make their own way to their own place in this universe without being scowled at and nipped to pieces but your judgements and expectations! Scowling faces and pointy fingers!

You see yourselves as the saviours of our planet, I praise your efforts! I really do but in turn your losing sight of the love for humankind and your brothers and sisters that are right next to you!

Those that need nurturing are teaching - nurture and teach LOVE us and help us along the way by having a kind heart and patience with our ways that are not yet aligned with yours..

The world is changing but we're all in it together not just you.. give us time to reflect and be nostalgic to a life we once knew. We will get there but man give us some space to do it our way not your way.

OK rant over!

OP posts:
ifyoulikepinacolada · 06/12/2019 13:17

@PerkingFaintly well something’s spitting all over the place that’s for sure Grin

Spacebowlisback · 06/12/2019 13:18

You OK, Hun?

PM if you wanna chat, Linda.

Gilead · 06/12/2019 13:19

My judgement is raining down...

MinTheMinx · 06/12/2019 13:19

Somebody needs a bit of winter sun.

Tartyflette · 06/12/2019 13:19

I think the name is actually Farq-Wad. (Say it quickly)

BrightYellowDaffodil · 06/12/2019 13:24

Donald, is that you? Still feeling a bit sore after Princess Anne, Macron and Trudeau had a good laugh about you perhaps...

AmaryllisNightAndDay · 06/12/2019 13:27

YABU because your rant is too long and boring. There should be a rule that no rant should be longer than 250 words.

recrudescence · 06/12/2019 13:27

Selfishly, I’m really worried about the cashew nut children/acid revelation? I’m seriously cashew dependent and can’t imagine giving them up.

FredaFrogspawn · 06/12/2019 13:27

Damn. Does this mean I have to stop nipping to pieces the man I own and keep under the bed? You spoilsport.

Whattodoabout · 06/12/2019 13:28

Was it sponsored by the Chubby Brown Appreciation Society?

It’s rare I laugh out loud but this deserved it...

FizzyGreenWater · 06/12/2019 13:29

OP I'm sending you my special curse vibe. It makes you pee yourself on buses with NO warning. Merry Christmas.

CactusSmactus · 06/12/2019 13:32

Started on the Gin early have we?

Molly2016 · 06/12/2019 13:35

This is not what I come on Mumsnet for.

VanGoghsDog · 06/12/2019 13:38

Interested to know what the Mafia is doing to vegetation!

Wafflecopter · 06/12/2019 13:41

Really? This kind of meltdown is EXACTLY what I come to Mumsnet for. Grin

I have the mental image of snipping men to bits with my pointy fingers.

farqwadwhatdoesitmean · 06/12/2019 13:41

OP I will be judged for this, but this might make you laugh:

Zoidbergonthehalfshell · 06/12/2019 13:42

Thanks, OP - one of the funniest threads I've read of late. Probably not the effect you were going for, but hey, it's a reaction of sorts - sometimes you have to take what you can get, amirite?

As for And for your men please!! for gods sake stop crushing their masculinity let them be men, it's who they are and let them make their own way to their own place in this universe without being scowled at and nipped to pieces but your judgements and expectations!

when DH gets home from work I'll ask him what he thinks. I confidently predict his response will be,

"Eh?"

Followed by,

"I picked up the takeout - shall we have a drink?"

FenellaMaxwell · 06/12/2019 13:43

U OK HUN? PM ME BABEZ.

puds11 · 06/12/2019 13:43

@BeatriceTheBeast I live to serve Grin

ButterflyBook · 06/12/2019 13:46

I love Boundary Mills I do.

feistymumma · 06/12/2019 13:46

I agree with you OP

CaptainMyCaptain · 06/12/2019 13:46

Who on Earth is giving you all these rules? They are not rules, they are guidelines, food for thought.

ChardonnaysDistantCousin · 06/12/2019 13:50

You give good rant, OP.

Beveren · 06/12/2019 13:54

You have kids that run amuck, scream and have tantrums, and you call them diddums and little sweetie.. they're brats and need pulling into line or they'll be big brats living all entitled becoming worse versions of your judgemental selves

I fear you can't even see the irony inherent in judging the children of total strangers whilst condemning said strangers for being judgmental.

OceanVillage · 06/12/2019 13:56

Meh, I make up my own rules 😝

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