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the most ridiculous thing you’ve read on here?

190 replies

GaaaaarlicBread · 01/12/2019 18:54

I’ve been on MN since September so still fairly new but I’m obsessed . I am always reading AIBU’s but I’m hooked on the chat section, and I have read some funny stuff over the last few months . Just wanting a laugh really so if you’ve been on here a while , are there any particular threads that have stuck with you ?

OP posts:
IHaveBrilloHair · 02/12/2019 22:42

I didn't think snapped and farted was funny, or penis breaker.Confused
There's a lot of stuff now that I just don't really get, yet posters are lolling, spitting out drinks, waking up the baby etc, when it's barely mildly amusing.

jaded247 · 02/12/2019 22:45

The one about the estate agent showing a potential buyer around the house when he saw a large pig asleep in the bed had me in stitches.

Like what on Earth? Do people actually do that?

Apparently the pig slept with her and didn't like men so it charged the estate agent. It also had its own reclining sofa in the living room.

redexpat · 02/12/2019 22:46

The dh who drank the mooncup water.
Garlic arse.
Your minge (think it got deleted)

Thestrangestthing · 02/12/2019 22:51

I didn't find snapped and darted that funny. The OP got such a hard time when in reality anyone would have been embarrassed by their boyfriend acting the was hers did, especially in a class she attended regularly.

Thestrangestthing · 02/12/2019 22:53

Farted

pingponggo · 02/12/2019 22:53

The people who hoarded for Brexit

balletpanda · 02/12/2019 23:05

@Casander could you link me to the hedgehog cake thread please? I searched but couldn't find it and it sounds right up my street Grin

Queenest · 02/12/2019 23:07

What was the one with the women in the supermarket and her bf doing trex arms?

BlanketTime · 02/12/2019 23:12

She slapped him for being a t-Rex and then he shouted at her. I believe it happened in Asda.

IAmCatBed · 02/12/2019 23:15

The thread where a woman who had just given birth felt so euphoric afterwards that she just had to give her DH a blow job on the post natal ward as a celebratory act and as demonstration of their love. It was absolutely bonkers. I still don't believe it was genuine.

BlanketTime · 02/12/2019 23:17

The replies are funnier than the OP

“To be fair, if someone slapped me mid t-Rex I wouldn’t be best pleased”

And ...

“Was he pretending to be Marc Bolan or a dinosaur?” 😂

And that’s just the first page. It was the gift that kept on giving!

Queenest · 02/12/2019 23:20
Grin
sarahelizabeth99 · 02/12/2019 23:34

Well I just woke my sleeping baby up. Absolutely dying at all these posts. Michaelangelo lady had me crying and wheezing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Queenest · 02/12/2019 23:38

the thread where a woman who had just given birth felt so euphoric afterwards that she just had to give her DH a blow job as you would Grin

Themazeoflife · 02/12/2019 23:46

The spray painted pigeon

IAmCatBed · 02/12/2019 23:54

Queenest

Indeed! I didn't even want to look at my DH's knob for months after I gave birth! And to be fair we were both so fucking knackered and sleep deprived that I don't think he would have been interested if I had. Sleep was all we cared about.

I certainly wouldn't have been giving him 'oral pleasure' within a couple of hours of giving birth! But I guess it takes all sorts.... I still think it was total bullshit though.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 03/12/2019 00:51

The people who hoarded for Brexit

And the OP who asked if it WBU to request a double (or was it treble) supply of their prescribed medication, in case there were shortages because of Brexit.

Bit of a self-fulfilling prophecy there....

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 03/12/2019 00:54

Also, the thread about people who take all of their clothes off completely every time they go for a poo.

coolwalking · 03/12/2019 01:14

"its a child, not a womble"

so funny

Casander · 03/12/2019 04:12

@balletpanda enjoyGrin Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics) www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2899062-is-my-hedgehog-fucked-pics

PapayaCoconut · 03/12/2019 04:24

I think many people are really weird about friendship and expect way too much from their friends. There's a few threads at the moment where the OP is agonising over whether to continue a friendship or not. It also seems like people have these almost formal arrangements whereby they decide they are friends like in school, when we used to ask someone to be besties. It's all very alien to me.

gothefcktosleep · 03/12/2019 04:58

One thing that always crops up in my mind now and again is the mum of two who said she spends £30 a day on fruit and vegetables - maybe it was one of the first things I read On here but I still can’t work out what the hell you do with £30 of fruit and veg a day on 4 people... Crown Confused

MarleneandBoycie · 03/12/2019 05:21

MN did used to be much funnier (Mexican house thief/Korean halmeoni in the garden/etc) All clearly made up, but cleverly written.

BustedDreams · 03/12/2019 05:25

@Namestranger I’m howling at your post 😂😂😂 The poor girl!

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