Films that give you the rage!

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Inspired by the excellent thread on songs.

Mine is Titanic. Billy Zane is marrying Rose knowing he is used as a money mule to help the family - she then cheats on him, flaunts it, and he is somehow the bad guy. WTAF. If roles were reversed it was be horrendous. Just because Leo was hot doesn’t make it ok 😁

Serenity ... really stupid plot twist

@VanyaHargreeves it was pure tosh!

I thought ' have you heard about the Morgan's ' ? with SJP and Huge Grant was t that bad really!! (Not as good as ' about a boy' , but there you go. )
I tried to watch Boyhood and gave up 30 minutes in. Absolute rubbish.
Same with ' the Blair witch project' and ' Bridesmaids '. The hype wasn't justified.

Mamma Mia 2. It completely contradicted the plot of the first film.

Also The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas

Mamma Mia 2 was dreadful. Cher looked like she was in drag and the others were just counting the money. Only reason they did it I'm sure.
No wonder Meryl Streep ducked out of most of it.

Downsizing. It was a waste of my life

East is east
Fucking hated it after 20 years I still savagely despise the memory of sitting through it
Boring and totally miss-sold as a comedy
Absolutely hateful shit

Fly away home! Self indulgent nonsense.
Most George Clooney films are awful.

Mamma Mia 1 & 2, Donna is selfish and awful. The goddes that is Cher was the only good thing in it, even if her wig line was terrible.

Anything by Ti West. Dickhead. Yes there’s a backstory.

A Serbian Film, apparently it represents the way the Serbian people are treated by the rest of the world.

I agree that ' east is east' is very odd!!

@The80sweregreat
Yep. That’s the one.....shit, am having cringetastic toe curling flashbacks now - thought I had managed to,erase it from memory for ever....

@GagaBinks I agree about grease but have been slated on here before for not understanding it properly 🤷‍♀️ seemed clear cut to me, if a man doesn't like you make sure you change to suit him. Really weird message.

Silence.
There were four of us in the cinema watching it. Walked about after about fifteen hours when still nothing had happened.

The Break Up. Fuck me it was dull and depressing.

Also don't get the hype about any of the Matrix films - wooden acting and pointlessly complicated story.

I hated the woman in ' eat pray love'.
A load of old rubbish / navel gazing at its worst and a true story too. She had more money than sense.

Any Jennifer Aniston film is pants. Never watched a good one ever.

Face/Off - I mean Nicholas Cage could fit inside John Travolta 4 times over, it’s absolutely ridiculous to think they could be made to look like each other, couldn’t they have found two actors who were at least similar in height and build, it would perhaps work with Ben Affleck and Paul Rudd?

Fargo. An ugly, cruel film full of sickening violence.

I hate Dirty Dancing - just don't get the love for it at all.

Four Weddings and a Funeral - overrated shite.

@Pinkarsedfly

The TV series of Fargo is amazing but I didn't care for the film

Poltergeist!
Shut the curtains!!!

Inception. Truly awful, no idea what was going on and the sound made me feel sick.

MyIncapableOne I'd had enough of The Silence after 20 minutes. The most boring, turgid piece of nonsense I've ever seen. I stayed till the end, thinking that OH was enjoying it. Turns out he would have happily left after 20 minutes too

@The80sweregreat Cher is always in drag and uses queens in her shows when she costume changes. Pure amazing.