Just seen my first 'spag bowl' on FB. I feel like I belong here now

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I'm honoured.

Just saw an advert on a local selling group for a Hampster cage with additional hampster bedding ...

'Wether' instead of Weather/whether.

@Monestasi.
That wasn't my post.
That was posted by someone else in response to a previous post of mine about the word "mischievous". Which I thought was all in the spirit of the thread.

I saw a photo of a tattoo a couple of years back- 'Your my sunshine' 😱

@Jayneisagirlsname

hampster, and a hampster cage........

ScrambledSmegs I am genuinely delighted to hear there's some kind of logic behind it!

You should of axed them why there spelling is literally so bad

It hurt my brain to write that sentence

I can’t be asked with this thread.

Do you have to eat Spag Bowl at the dinning table?

Swiftier as a naive teenager I genuinely thought that's what it was (so went round saying it at times I probably shouldn't).

I once saw someone listing their religion as CV. Also a self-cert sick note with 'Man flu'.

This thread is rediculous

Do yous lot fink your all better an us or sank? And breath...

Brufen is a branded form of Ibuprofen. Below is an example of what I hate.

Oooh I’m fuming/raging/other exaggerated shite word, just been Tescos and this selfish old man was taking up the whole isle!

O RLY? THE WHOLE FUCKING ISLAND? YOU ABSOLUTE PEANUT.

[Lots of finks and breaths round these parts. Only a few sanks so far. That was a real head scratcher the first time I saw it.]

I also have a colleague who eats spaghetti carnabara 🍝

You guys crack me up, brilliant. 😂

Yous are all acting like a bunch of wanes.

I saw Bomb Fire Night mentioned on FB earlier this week ☄️🔥💫

@LoisWilkersonsLastNerve I don't get that. Sorry.. a bunch of wanes???

@EvianBaby

Bomb Fire Night.

Spam Bol is what my auto correct has given for spag bol 🤷🏼‍♀️

I’m getting more and more frustrated with should/could/would of!!!

Omfg! It’s ‘ve or have!!

@raining wanes is actually weans (or wee’uns) in N.I. sounds as wanes though.

@Evian 😂😂

A salon near me had a huge promotional poster made recently saying 'now offering sports messages' or something like that.

Conversely someone on a Facebook thread recently said to me 'I'll massage you'. No. No you will not.

I never realised 'wean' came from wee'un. Makes perfect sense.

'On' (or 'of') 'a' morning (as opposed to 'in the morning') are regional. The brought/bought thing is perhaps not regional as such, but I think more than a simple error - I've known very educated people do it.

Ibuprofen (alongside the brufen confusion - I've known doctors call it that) is hard to say as it's written. A bit like February. There's a tendency to insert an extra 'r' into the former ('ibruprofen') and leave the first 'r' out of the latter ('Febuary' - which I am guilty of, but believe (I would, of course) it's a legitimate variant of the pronunciation).

I'm a big yous/youse fan. Don't use it as it doesn't occur in my variant of English, but I love the capacity for differentiation it gives (and I deplore the snobbery that has decided to label it uneducated or 'wrong').

I apologise for the proliferation of parentheses. Not nice to read, I know.

Can't believe mumsnetters are laughing at facebookers' spelling.

Can you bare it?
Are you balling your eyes out?
You should of left it in the passed.