Just seen my first 'spag bowl' on FB. I feel like I belong here now

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I'm honoured.

I bloody love crumble. I find choo pastry a bit sickly.

Have you ever been on “paedophile hunter” pages?

Vast majority of posts are illiterate. Completely.

I saw “bona petite” on somebody’s food Snapchat story earlier , I think it’s my new favourite

Just saw someone asking for an "angel hallow"

I can't figure out what an angel hallow is supposed to be

Care to explain?

Can you be more pacific?

I can't figure out what an angel hallow is supposed to be

Angel halo I should imagine.

There's a post on my village Facebook group about 'Trickle Treaters' tonight 🙄

"We was" instead of "we were", but Lord Sugar always says that. Another one that I always notice on the Apprentice is when they refer to themselves as "myself". i:e." Who decided the price?" "That would be myself, Lord Sugar!"

My DD sent me a screenshot of her friend's "Bomb fire Night" selfie