Just seen my first 'spag bowl' on FB. I feel like I belong here now

[omikron]

I'm honoured.

Someone on my FB always calls her children "gawjus"

Speaking of spag bog (which is the correct way to say it of course!) can anyone borrow me the recipe for sheppards pie pleeze?

Yes defiantly.

my dc brought stationary for school the other day

This one gets me every time

Yesterday I saw 'my dawter is discusting' on a friends FB page.

@redchoc Presumably she was brought up stationary at school (by some horror in the playground?)

The nurse who instructed me ‘come with me and we’ll get your blood took’ 🙈

From our local Facebook page: 'I dont like Rotty's I've always been weary of them'.

Not to mention the number of estate agents that advertise houses as having a "dinning room" or "eves storage".

eves storage Well, you do need somewhere to keep your apples and fig leaves!

Seen on Rightmove - an estate agent described a house as ‘ palacious ‘.

my american ex used to say 'my truck got broke'
that's the reason he's an ex

I've just seen someone ask if there's a preferred night for trick or treating...

I regularly see posts such as 'on route to the wedding of the year!' ARGHH

Someone I recently starting hiding post from always says ano instead of I know

Gives me the rage when I see just having a can of "larger" instead of lager

Let’s get your blood took just sounds like a regional thing, possibly Potteries?

In my class I get "brang" instead of brought - "I brang my PE kit".

Also not using the words "to" and "the" - "We went park yesterday" - this can be from parents as well as children.

Work in the criminal justice system and constantly horrified by the numbers of "trails" we put defendants through..also the number of "isles" in shops and "curbs" by the roadside... But my pet hate is still "free reign".

Nobody on here is being pacific enough about their dislikes. Sigh.

I'm guttered that I missed the baby shower.