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Just seen my first 'spag bowl' on FB. I feel like I belong here now

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omikron · 22/10/2019 08:00

I'm honoured.

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cactusthief · 23/10/2019 10:55

Some of these are just rediculous Grin

BareKneesDeCourcy · 23/10/2019 11:01

Whatdayisit2

You mean pedestal, right, or are you highlighting other people’s terrible spelling?

MissMinervaTomgallon

What is wrong with disorientated (if you’re saying it’s wrong, I’m not sure)? It’s a word!

lazylinguist · 23/10/2019 11:08

"They've always put her on a peddle stool..." PEDASTEL!

Oh irony! If you're going to correct other people's spellings...

whitebowls · 23/10/2019 11:14

Just seen 'amirite'
No, well obviously she's not......

SingingLily · 23/10/2019 11:18

Amirite sounds like a fake diamond. Or dimond. 😁

Jamzvtho · 23/10/2019 11:24

What is wrong with disorientated (if you’re saying it’s wrong, I’m not sure)? It’s a word!

Although there are many people who do not like 'disorientated', it is a word that has been a part of British English for well over 400 years. They prefer "disoriented"

curlyLJ · 23/10/2019 11:28

God yes to so many of these! I have to sit on my hands frequently as well!!

The one that really gets me at the moment is people adding an 's' to you thinking that it somehow makes it plural Confused but worse than that I regularly see a particular FB poster who will put 'use' instead and I really think she thinks it's the right word:
"use are all invited'
'use are all amazing' etc.

Footle · 23/10/2019 11:36

There are a few posters who use 'ye' as the plural form of 'you'. If you recognise this , I'd love to know which area/s you come from.

x2boys · 23/10/2019 11:49

I was a nurse I have always called Ibuprofen, Brufen i think it's just the generic term much like paracetamol ,rather than calling it a Brand name such as Panadol. I would never buy a Brand such as Neurofen or Panadol as the active ingredient is just the same as as supermarkets own .

KitchenDancefloor · 23/10/2019 11:51

I have Irish friends who use ye and yous on social media. I love it as I read their posts in their voice.

coldwarenigma · 23/10/2019 12:47

A school friend used to say 'my mum learned me'...the little me used to reply 'no she didn't, she taught you'....I was a judgemental 9 year old... this was in the 1970s, so the corruption of language is not even a new phenomenon.

AlliKaneErikson · 23/10/2019 12:48

Oh my gosh- only just catching up on this thread but am absolutely going to have corned beef hash next Ash Wednesday!!

OnlyTheTitOfTheIceberg · 23/10/2019 12:48

I was a nurse I have always called Ibuprofen, Brufen i think it's just the generic term much like paracetamol ,rather than calling it a Brand name such as Panadol.

Other way round. Ibuprofen is the generic name, Brufen is a brand name.

x2boys · 23/10/2019 12:54

Ah, Only ,that's why I was a mental health nurse not general😂

ScreamingCosArgosHaveNoRavens · 23/10/2019 12:55

"Off your own back" is a common error that mildly annoys me. It's not 'back' - it's 'bat' - a cricketing reference.

ferretface · 23/10/2019 13:05

My pet peeve is 'his' instead of he's, eg:

'Have u seen the lad on his bike doing wheelys down by the parade, his goin to get himself killed"

Struggled to write that!

GreenyEye · 23/10/2019 13:07

my personal hatred is one i've seen on Mumnset

The use of 'reef' instead of 'wreath'

MitziK · 23/10/2019 13:14

From memory (way back in the dark ages), when Ibuprofen first came out and was a new fangled drug only produced by one company, the only version you could get was Brufen - like until recently, you could only get Humira, but now you can get Adalimumab under several names as the patent has expired.

So the nurse wasn't wrong. And before NHS rules meant doctors had to prescribe generics under the active ingredient name to save money, many would simply write the brand name, as it is inherently easier to say/remember/spell (which is one of the reasons brand names are chosen by the companies in the first place).

footchewer · 23/10/2019 13:27

@Starstruck2020 - it was called spag bog in our (UK) house when I was growing up as well; I have to remember to say spag bol to our kids nowadays. I thought it was just my family that was weird! (My mum spent some time in NZ in childhood - do you happen to know if the kiwis say spag bog?)

HazelBite · 23/10/2019 13:37

Lots of people "speak" their texts, perhaps this is why some of the spellings are so appalling.
DH does this, and fortunately reads them before sending them. His I Phone will write "Fucked up" for "mucked up" it aso changes he's to his!

DragonontheWagon · 23/10/2019 14:12

I'm finding it hilarious that some posters are taking the piss and making mistakes themselves. Particularly rewinded Confused

My phone and iPad make me look like a knob frequently so I don't tend to comment too much on other people's mistakes.

ExitLightEnterNight · 23/10/2019 14:17

I've just seen a post by Absolute Radio on fb about the iPod being 18 years old. It asks, "What one did you have?" Surely it should be which one did you have? I haven't commented though!

CmdrCressidaDuck · 23/10/2019 14:31

I've never recovered from the time someone posted a Pregnancy thread about her "saw boobs".

I like to imagine her advancing on people with a calculating look in her eye, as both whirr menacingly.

Foodtheif · 23/10/2019 14:33

I’m the word ‘a’ instead of ‘I’ more and more frequently. Eg ‘a went out with friends and a paid for the whole night’. I could understand if it was shorter than ‘I’....

OnlyTheTitOfTheIceberg · 23/10/2019 14:34

I once got groped by a stranger on a train, I would have loved saw boobs in that scenario...see how easy it is to touch up some scared teenager with your severed hands on the floor, Sunny Jim!

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