Just seen my first 'spag bowl' on FB. I feel like I belong here now

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I'm honoured.

Foodtheif (oh the irony ) that's more likely to be a phonetic representation of how they say it - where I live, people tend to say "Ah'm going out / Ah slept in" rather than "Eye slept in" (IYSWIM).

I am aware it’s thief but Mumsnet wouldn’t let me have it!

@Foodtheif , Shakespeare uses a instead of I frequently, when his less refined characters are talking.

Heals instead of heels and breaks instead of brakes are two I see all the time on MN.

Sonny Jim...

I always laugh when I'm on an online game which has a rogue as a possible class of character. I would love a pound for every time someone refers to themselves or others as a rouge. I can't stop myself saying something like 'oh so you have red cheeks' and they still don't get it

Pacifically Spag Bowl or just a general mince concoction?

One of my favourite misspellings is colon for cologne. It makes me snort-laugh in a very childish manner

www.sadanduseless.com/twitter-cologne/

On BBC news subtitles in the gym today it said ‘Ellie Christie’ - took me a while to figure out it was ‘electricity’!

‘Spag bowels’

I went to a meeting with an “Agender” last week.

Battered an eye lid I'll have 2 deep fat fried...

bone apple teeth

It's bone apple tea, that's the name of the subreddit. You all need to read/listen to those (on YouTube) because there's loads of these posts

I had to unfollow someone who was aways having a buzy day. It just annoyed me too much

Loving this thread! I have a friend who says she's guttered (instead of gutted)
I haven't the heart to tell her otherwise either!

Just going to leave this here .......

Pffft, some of these people clearly need an English Tudor....

"My child has been excepted by an agency!"
So, they didn't like your child, then?

My local freegle group had a “cubbard and matshing chester draws” ... obviously didn’t want to even ATTEMPT to spell wardrobe.

just reply, VERY concisely, '"Oh, I WOULD HAVE too!" Every, single, time

My ex manager writes of instead of have, too. I'm professional emails

Is Spag bowl 'more better' than Spag bol? Asking for a moron friend.

Us instead of our makes me cringe every time.

Recently on a daytime property show someone said 'we brought this house'. I rewinded it several times to check

Whoops! You, of course, mean rewound

I’ve found my people... 😂

Live laff luv ladies 🤣🤣