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You can just go chong a dong you lil charmer you (Lunch Dramas)

719 replies

Amelia2000 · 14/10/2019 13:14

Previous thread here:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3714806-AIBU-over-non-paying-colleague-Lunch-dramas

As yet, still waiting for B to pay the remaining £11.

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Redshoesandtheblues · 15/10/2019 22:40

Bluddy hell!!
This has changed tone since I last told my cat to go eat a dick.
Did I tell him to go eat a large one in general, or was I being more specific as to ethnicity and making a supposition as to size?

Dear Lord....🐱

Redshoesandtheblues · 15/10/2019 22:43

I am definitely not having a hot do(n)g for lunch tomorrow.

No matter what the size.

TheNinkiestNonk · 15/10/2019 23:07

My H thinks to Chong a Dong is to smoke a joint. So there you go.

Beveren · 15/10/2019 23:32

OK I will sign out now.

Noooooooo. You have to update us on Friday.

CareBear50 · 15/10/2019 23:43

I am loving this thread!!!;

highheelsandbobblehats · 16/10/2019 00:07

Quite

You can just go chong a dong you lil charmer you (Lunch Dramas)
Redshoesandtheblues · 16/10/2019 00:22

What was it about again? Confused

StillCoughingandLaughing · 16/10/2019 01:04

But she was known to be guilty of it - and not just for one week but for 6 weeks or so. And for getting nasty and bullying about it. Surely, it's like workplace lottery syndicates - if people genuinely forget or are on holiday then plenty of places will allow them to pay very shortly after. However, once people know the people who never pay at all unless there's been a significant win, in which case they scurry over the next day full of apologies and oddly eager to get 'up to date' with what they owe....

I completely agree - but my point is that B will make trouble regardless.

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 16/10/2019 01:05

Arseholes and dongs. Nuff said.

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 16/10/2019 01:13

'twas in response to, What was it about again?^

yestoextinction · 16/10/2019 07:19

Could totally mean smoking a joint!! From this film:

Again proof that people (mainly sagrada) will find racism in everything

You can just go chong a dong you lil charmer you (Lunch Dramas)
Mephisto · 16/10/2019 07:23

@TheNinkiestNonk

My H thinks to Chong a Dong is to smoke a joint. So there you go.

Really?

You can just go chong a dong you lil charmer you (Lunch Dramas)
SchadenfreudePersonified · 16/10/2019 07:58

Seems it can mean just about anything.

And there is no reason why it in't be a little nonsensical rhyme for people who just enjoy a bit of euphony.

eg Me!

Blondebakingmumma · 16/10/2019 08:55

OP PLEASE come back and let us know how things go Friday 🍿

Sagradafamiliar · 16/10/2019 12:17

Everyone has heard of Cheech and Chong, yes. You haven't unearthed anything revelatory there. No slow clap for you.
'People will find racism in anything'...another corker 😂 no racist ever said that!

PancakeAndKeith · 16/10/2019 12:45

I think the op should ask HQ to delete this thread and start again.

Pinkyyy · 16/10/2019 12:52

I can't put myself through the pages of chaos. Has there been any update to do with the actual thread?

Sagradafamiliar · 16/10/2019 12:56

Yes, the update was that she's leaving the thread.

Waspnest · 16/10/2019 12:56

No.

Pinkyyy · 16/10/2019 12:57

Thank you. I don't blame her, it's out of control.

Sagradafamiliar · 16/10/2019 13:00

She updated before all that.

portsland · 16/10/2019 13:01

The chaos is mainly down to sagrada as far as I can tell

MsMightyTitanAndHerTroubadours · 16/10/2019 13:05

yes, the update is the OP has the final £11.

CFB was in with HR and came out all cheery and convivial, many MNtters think this is a front and she was roundly told off

OP has signed out rudely

Some are dying for Friday for LunchClub:A new Dawn... will she order? will she pay upfront? will she collect her P45? Will she leave to work in the very sandwich shop everyone orders from, thus enabling her to wreak her Ultimate Revenge by overcharging AND spitting in the salad?

Most are bickering about racist slang and the rest are pining for the simpler times when monies was all there was to row about.

Sagradafamiliar · 16/10/2019 13:17

Portland soz, miss.

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 16/10/2019 13:46

🙄 Point made. We are all a bunch of racist cunts and/or pedantic arseholes.

Anyway, back to lunch.......

I really hope you do update on Friday OP. Even if the update is to say there is no real update, and that CF has paid up front like everyone else. 🤞