You can just go chong a dong you lil charmer you (Lunch Dramas)

[Amelia2000]

Previous thread here:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3714806-AIBU-over-non-paying-colleague-Lunch-dramas

As yet, still waiting for B to pay the remaining £11.

What? Chong a dong means eat dick.

@myolivetree Exactly

If the shoe fits, wear it.
I pointed out that the phrase comes from a racist one. Crack on using it.
I asked if another poster was being pedantic when they corrected my heinous three letter typo.

Does sound a bit like a racist phrase. Yep. But you weren't pedantic enough.

Because it means something different.

@Mephisto
Yes

@Sagradafamiliar you're such a bore

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Totes slapping my thighs in hilarity you li'l charmer.

If the shoe fits, wear it.

Oh I intend to. For lunch, on Friday.

I'm glad you've found such suitable footwear!

But will you find a sense of humour

Tbh, I was worried I'd be overdressed. But if they're good enough for Lady Gaga.....

Just hope that the OP appreciates my efforts, come Friday. If she ever returns and hasn't been put off with the derail.

Op had packed her bags before all this ridiculous shit

Really hoping you give us an update on what happens on Friday @Amelia2000. Hope you've seen the end of the CF-ery but if not then I'd recommend bringing out the big guns to end this war. She should wake up any Saturday morning after not paying to discover one of the dancing horses has disappeared & been replaced by a ransom demand for the cost of the lunch. Round it up to the nearest pound so no-one can make the connection .
I've no horse box, or a vehicle, nor in fact can I drive but I'll offer any other assistance I can in the operation. I've a balaclava & half a bag of carrots to use as a lure & I could hum a few tunes to get it moving.
No need to decide right away, take a few days to mull it over & get in touch with me Big Dave if it's a goer.

Op had packed her bags before all this ridiculous shit.

I think she was worried about B finding the thread and accusing her of bullying etc. (Ect.)

So annoying when posters completely derail a thread

Indeed @BatshitBertha

B got told by HR. Maybe they called her in, maybe she went in to complain herself. Who knows. But someone's had a word.

She should wake up any Saturday morning after not paying to discover one of the dancing horses has disappeared & been replaced by a ransom demand for the cost of the lunch. Round it up to the nearest pound so no-one can make the connection

Brilliant suggestion from Eileen

I can knit some hoof-mufflers just in case it starts tap-dancing in your shed (or wherever you put it - bathroom, small bedroom - wherever).

OP was scared off the thread after a pp told her that they thought B had read the thread, and would use it as evidence of bullying.

Ooh, I have spare bags of pony nuts!! AND a hoodie.
No balaclava though.

I'm sure a hoodie will do Redshoes

@SchadenfreudePersonified @Redshoesandtheblues brilliant! I've a spare balaclava but I knit a very fetching selection of full beard & moustaches if you'd prefer one? The horse hoof mufflers are essential so keep working feverishly on those. Has anyone a full body donkey suit knitting pattern we could disguise the horse in & pass it off as part of your garden Nativity Scene OP?

Thank you Eileen

Sadly, I can provide my own moustache and the beard isn't far behind . . .

One of the ladies in out church group is pretty good at designing knitting patterns - I'll ask her to knock up a donkey one. She'll probably want to know what I want it for - I'll just tell her it's for a sexual perversion. There won't be a problem.

We can pull this off. This plan is coming together @SchadenfreudePersonified thanks to your resourcefulness, dodgy pattern contacts & luxuriant facial hair. (bosom swelling with pride at being admitted into such illustrious company)