Disgusting Confessions

[MochynBudr]

AIBU to dare you to confess your disgusting habits? Just a bit of light hearted fun

@Confuseddotcotton Oh my god I had one of these on my thumb for about 2 years, it was definitely a verruca, I thought you could only get them on feet! I used to love picking out the bits with tweezers! - I did TRY verruca killing stuff every few weeks.... nothing worked on it until I found this really seriously strong wart stuff called salactol (wow the fumes!!) murdered it in a week! (seriously reccomend if anyone has any of the little buggers!)

To all those people who are so horrified at some of us not always washing our hands after going to the loo: I'm 53 years old and am 1) not dead yet and 2) have never had more than a cold/sore throat.
Get over it.

I enjoy digging out mines and DHs ingrown hair it’s such a hobby of mine.

Everything else on this thread is making me wanna vomit, I suddenly feel like a clean freak

Oh yeh I also fart under the duvet. But that’s nature I can’t help it.

I think you need to add "being a journalist" to your list 🤔

And I like sniffing my own farts under the duvet

I like sniffing my own farts at any time, but especially like the way they seem extra-concentrated under the duvet.

And I enjoy weeing out of doors. When we used to go camping, I could never be arsed to walk to the bogs in the night, so I'd just squat down behind the tent for a wee (having first checked that if there was a slight slope, so the wee would trickle away from the tent, not towards it). There's something about fresh air around the nether regions that is particularly invigorating.

Also a nose-picker. My bogeys must be very sticky, they're not dislodged by mere blowing.

I’m a picker - noses, spots, scabs, anything really. I’d never eat the contents though!

I fart a lot

I also like weeing outdoors

Nose picking and squeezing blackheads are soooo satisfying!

I'm surprised how many people don't wash their hands after going to the toilet! I actually wash my hands before going to the toilet too if I have been out, I don't want the outdoor germs near my bits!

Bloody hell the hysteria on here. People are admitting to not washing hands in their own home not wandering around an ITU ward wiping piss hands around

@littleorangecat22, I have very thick hair and the reason my showers take half an hour is because I'm constantly picking hair off my body, off my hands, out of the sink strainer in the plug, out of the detangling comb in order to wash out the shampoo and conditioner. It's then another 5 minutes to scrape it from the tiles/glass to put it in the bin.
For all those forced to use other vessels to pee in, I've squatted over a pyrex jug on the kitchen floor when our bathroom is occupied and I've been desperate. OH occasionally goes out into the backyard and pees in the drain if it's dark, only out of pure laziness.

I pick my nose all the time. Love a good pic whilst having my morning shit.
I do wash my hands after the loo though

You’re all disgusting, particularly the fanny and bum sniffers. It’s not even funny, just vile. I pity your partners.

Meirou90, how far did you read, before you got so offended you have to post that?

Nose picking? check
Poo inspection? check
Not washing after a wee? Check
Weeing outside? Check
Picking up horse poo with bare hands? Check
Preparing a sarnie after poo picking without washing hands? Check

To the people offended by those who don’t wash after a wee..... do you wee on your hands?!

Some of these are sick. This is why we don't stand a chance against superbugs / flu outbreaks.
Yesterday I discovered my son wipes his bogies on his wall, gross, I told him to clean it up.
My own grossness includes picking my hard skin on my feet, picking my scalp, weeing in the salad bowl washing it and reusing it (when our only loo is occupied). However, I do wash my hands after these and after the loo. I'm a bit obsessive about hand washing.

Nose picking(only in private), don't wash hands after toilet most of the time but only when I'm at home,I do in public, cotton buds in the ear, (yes I know you're told not to), farting(bending,going upstairs, although I can't do it on demand),picking my nail varnish off in the bath as it goes like plastic and I can sometimes peel it off almost!
I don't for one second consider myself to be a lady!

What's wrong with sniffing your fanny? 🤷🏽‍♀️

Seriously it's less disgusting than sniffing someone else's

Bleurgh... I can’t read any more! Why would people NOT wash their hands after the loo (unless you don’t wipe too?!) and all the other nasty stuff!!

I do pee in the shower though. That’s fine.

Sniffing the weird-smelling odd body parts -- behind the ears, side of nostrils and between boobs. I remember when Mariah Carey got caught on camera doing the finger-down-cleavage-and-sniff and I couldn't believe that I wasn't the only weirdo!

I feel sick. What a truly revolting bunch you are!

WTF is a nose and ‘scalp’ picker 🤮

Why don't people wash their hands at home? Because you sit down, pee, wipe with your hand covered in tissue and flush. What's the issue?

Public loos are different in that you're touching handles, doors and probably loo seats used by people who don't wash their hands. Dirty bastards

@Celestine70

You wee in a salad bowl?? And do you still use it to serve up salad?

WEEING IN THE SALAD BOWL - that is SO vile 🤮