Aibu to deny all knowledge of vibrator?!

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So, here's the story!
Moved house 12 months ago and made friends with neighbour. We have coffee once a week but don't go out socially together. chat about everyday things and mainly household things, but nothing too deep.

I had my DS 12 weeks ago and she's been a great help. Last week she brought me round a bag of clothes from her own Ds - all in a big black bag and she told me to throw out anything I didn't want- said she hadn't been through the bag since packing it away when he outgrew the clothes and said, just give them all a wash and keep what you want. No problem so far..

Until I emptied the bag and amongst the piles of clothes there were 2 vibrators

No boxes or bags, just there in amongst the clothes...

Now, I'm not bothered about the vibrations per se... I just have no idea what to do now. My DH says I should just give them back, bold as brass but I'm in the camp of throwing out and pretending I never saw them (and hope that she never realises what's happened and never asks about them!!!) I don't feel that close to her to bring this up!!!

Advice??

@QueefLatifah - dead rabbits 😂😂😂

Give the woman back her toys, have a laugh and move on. She will eventually realise what happened anyway. If you both face it head on now, it wont ruin things between you going forward.

at strange fanny juice...

Personally I’d take them to hers and try to discreetly leave them somewhere en route to the bathroom.

Op here are you? Why did you buzz off

snigger

*where

I’ve been thinking about this thread and I’ve decided I would throw them over the garden fence and deny all knowledge .

@MrGsFancyNewVagina - like that scene in Sex and the City, where Samantha returns a neck massager for failing to get her off & proceeds to explain to the other women present how to use everything in Sharper Image for orgasms.

cough UPDATE cough

I once left mine on my unmade bed once and the window cleaner came.

must've been a hell of a vibrator

@wifesupremacist 😂😂😂

must've been a hell of a vibrator

@wifesupremacist

@wifesupremacist 😂😂

Take a photo. Text it to her and say do you want them back or shall we never mention this again - with a grin emoji.

TomHagenMakesMyBosomTremble

That’s one of my all time favourite episodes. She was right, you know!

I was going to look for a funny meme about a kidnapped vibrator. For all that is holy DO NOT put kidnapped vibrator into your search engine. I need bleach. 🤢

What if they aren't hers at all and infact her husbands and he's hidden them in there so she didn't know? I had a boyfriend who had a rabbit once.

Pop them outside your front door and switch them on. See if they make their way back home.

Either throw them away...

Or, get a really generic plastic bag, like a Sainsbury’s one or something (not the bag she gave them to you in) and wrap them up in the bag, folding it over. Then, next time you are at her house, nip off to use the loo, take the bag and sneak it into the back of a wardrobe. Then when she panics and thinks she might have given them to you by mistake she’ll find the bag and be relieved she ‘didn’t’.

Return the vibrators, those things are expensive!!!

she hasn't missed them and from what you've said about her
Just because she is reserved with OP doesn't mean she doesn't like a bit of slap and tickle.
As said our lord and saviour Luda says "Behind closed doors she a nasty girl"

@SnorkMaiden81 😂😂😂 agreed!!! Lol

So! What happened! Have they been posted in an unmarked bag? Or are they lingering somewhere waiting for their reserved owner?