Will someone please hold my coat?

[Aposterhasnoname]

I’m going on holiday, as in, I’m sat in the taxi for the airport outside my house waiting for “D”H, AKA King Faffer.

This morning I’ve emptied the fridge, and the bins, cleaned the bathrooms and kitchen, vacuumed, showered, finished my packing and was stood in the hallway with my case waiting for the taxi, five minutes before it arrived. DH meanwhile, has faffed.

After waiting in the taxi for around ten minutes, I went to look for him. HE WAS MOWING THE FUCKING LAWN!!

After a brief exchange of views I’m now sat back in the taxi while KF “locks up”.

AIBU to say there’s not a jury in the land would convict me and ask someone to please hold my coat while I club him to death with the fucking strimmer.

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YANBU and holyflaps said they’d hold your coat too

Enjoy your break.
Mine is also a leave the car for a last minute shit bloke.
Drives the rest of us nuts.

I'd like to kill him please I'm feeling the rage. Maybe we could all take a turn.

I am loving this thread but does anyone else remember a very similar one recently where the OP described her husband holding her up while he wrapped up some garden waste to take to the tip, and she was told he was controlling and emotionally abusive, and that if she continued to put up with it she was essentially complicit in her own dehumanisation?

I'm glad this thread exhibits a more balanced disposition

Dear future Dil. Honestly, I did try to teach him to leave on time, unfortunately he seems to have inherited his father's ways. I am hoping the threat of detentions will train him better...

This is why i deliberately let my passport expire.