To wander round in bra and pants with wet hair?

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Of course I'll drop all the towels I've been using on the floor and leave a half eaten bowl of coagulating cereal next to the sink. Having great fun staying at my daughter's first proper flat and she has a fab sense of humour. What else could I do?

Leave the lights/tv on

Leave all the lights and the tv on.

Use her phone charger but don't leave it where you found it.

Don't flush the loo and leave tubes off toothpaste

Leave an empty packet or milk carton in the fridge!

Caps off

Use every cup and glass and bowl and leave them hidden round the house.
Use ALL the hot water.
Drink all the milk except for 3ml and put bottle back in the fridge.

Hope you have left lots of hair in the sink/shower clogging up the plug hole?
What about make up? Surely you have spilt some on the new carpet?

During the night scream at regular intervals until she gets up and gets you some milk.

Spend 50 billion years in the bathroom and leave a rank smell and use all the loo roll and just leave the cardboard tube - oh better - leave 2 sheets on the tube

Take her make up and leave them (lids off) where she can't find them.
Leave socks under the sofa cushions.
Eat all the snacks.

Don’t forget to leave puddles on the bathroom floor.

Milk in the fridge? Drink it so there’s not even enough for a cup of tea and put that near empty carton back in the fridge. If she complains, point out that there’s still some left.

Dirty clothes? Put them near the basket or near the machine. Do not put them in, under any circumstance.

Enjoy it

Treem

Get really hammered, sleep with a guy she’s vaguely interested in then spend all day crying about him not calling you

During the night scream at regular intervals until she gets up and gets you some milk.

Eat all the crisp chocolate and cheese.

I've used her conditioner, "borrowed" her hairbrush and wore one of her jackets yesterday.

Go out for the night, but before you leave confirm that you have a lift home. At 3am call her asking for a lift home and then spend entire journey home ranting about friends and the drama of the evening.

Once inside the house, make tea and toast for just yourself, before going upstairs leaving kitchen a mess and all the lights on.

Tidy your room by stuffing your cothes and mess into a cupboard.

Say "don't worry I KNOW how to do my own clothes washing" while turning machine on with tissues left in jean or trouse pockets

Leave the front door and several windows open when you go out.
Walk into her room whenever you like without knocking.

Stockpile half empty cups of tea under your bed. Get undressed in different rooms of the house and leave your clothes where they fall.
Get a delivery and leave all the packaging in the table.
Unlock all the doors. Put your headphones in and sing along in a throaty way, this has the added benefit of not being able to hear anything anyone says to you.
If it’s a sunny day, shut your window and close the curtains.
Borrow some of her clothes then give them away to one of your friends.
Say ‘whatever’ at least 1000 times a day

Leave the empty milk bottle in the fridge
Dont stack dishwasher etc correctly

Try all your clothes on, leave them on your bedroom floor for over a week. Then put everything in the laundry claiming you have worn them and they need washing.

Then immediately shower and put your wet towel on top of the laundry pile so everything smells vile.

Repeat at will for 18 years.

Buy her lovely chocolates as a housewarming gift then eat them yourself- all except the rank ones. Just lick the chocolate off those and pop them back in the box.