AIBU Paul Hollywood is a bit of a twit?

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Unkind of me but can't help laughing as girlfriend has given him the elbow now his divorce has been finalised. Apparently she refused to sign a gagging order that would have prevented her speaking about him. Ker -ching! How unreasonable. Nevertheless, I predict a monster magazine wedding in the future and much, much more to read about life with lovely Paul. And cake too, of course 🎂

Look at Pork attempting to smoulder seductively at the camera.

Is he in a caravan fitted out circa 1981

Why does that seem seedy

He is in a caravan! 😂

God he turns my stomach. He loves himself so much doesn’t he.

The name Pork Hollywood had me actually belly laughing earlier, suits him so well. I wondered about the attempted sultry selfie in the caravan too.

Looks like Alan Partridge has lent him a quiet caravan hideaway so he can lay low for a while.

With regard to the caravan perhaps he has a side hustle working in the waltzers at the fair. It is good to have something to fall back in once the leather modelling and masterbaking jobs dry up.

His ex- very young gf has now said she was considering a tell all. I bet when push comes to shove there isn't much to tell. He has said that he asked her to sign NDA because he thought she had tipped off paps in the last few weeks when they "accidentally" snapped her out and about. The recent shots of her, before the break up, did look set up. Her replacement will be along soon, look at Greg Wallace and his success rate with the young lasses.

I used to think the photos of the girlfriend looked set up. If the paps hadn't been contacted by her I think might have been her mum.

This thread is hilarious.
It's true, he could eat himself with a spoon.

I bet he goes dogging...bleurgh

i am so hoping that the usual tabloid journalists are scouting mumsnet for material and in the not too distant future the latest sordid bits of the story (and lets face it - there will be more over the coming weeks!!!) will be headlined with Pork Hollywood!!!

Oh god, I cannot unsee the pics of Pork. Should be banned.

Yes, he is a twit.

Twit suits him. It is suitably insulting.

Love this thread 😂

@Sarcelle Dear god, that picture. He looks like a sleazy Transformer.

He must love the pies, unfortunate for a celebrity baker.

I'd still do him

This thread is very funny

You might be in for a chance now Jac 😁

He looks like he'd smell of old slippers but doused in CK1 to mask that musky honk.

Why Martin Roberts?

He is a right fat bastard

@EnthusiasmIsDisturbed I'm in my early thirties and probably too old for him Would love to have a squeeze of his belly though

They're one of those fcking mother/daughter pairs who dress the same and pretend peope think theyre sisters