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AIBU Paul Hollywood is a bit of a twit?

218 replies

longwayoff · 03/08/2019 06:57

Unkind of me but can't help laughing as girlfriend has given him the elbow now his divorce has been finalised. Apparently she refused to sign a gagging order that would have prevented her speaking about him. Ker -ching! How unreasonable. Nevertheless, I predict a monster magazine wedding in the future and much, much more to read about life with lovely Paul. And cake too, of course 🎂

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libertyminty · 04/08/2019 20:47

Those photos of his fat squished boaby are making me feel really nauseous 🤢

Sarcelle · 04/08/2019 21:04

Not sure what a boaby is, but I can imagine.

Slummymummysrule · 04/08/2019 21:45

What a classic middle life crisis from an immature prick. The guy is clearly delusional. And his ex girlfriend summer clearly a exhibitionist attention seeking little harlot. The poor wife Alexandra already put up with him cheating the once but still he did it again. I'd want to chop his tiny little knob off, souffle it and force feed it to him if I was her for hurting their son. What a selfish bastard. Deserves all he gets. His wife is well shot of him what an utter embarrassment to mankind he is!

rockingthelook · 04/08/2019 21:48

who cares?, he's shown himself up to be a total knob (no surprise there), his wife loved him too much and let us all know (don't blame her), and the young girlfriend, (you thought you were street wise, but he's an old player that was more elusive than you thought, a shag, even beautifully wrapped was never gonna keep him) , all go away and move on

Sweetpea55 · 04/08/2019 22:07

A total nob jockey..

Pork Holiwood,, 😂😂😂😂

Aderyn19 · 05/08/2019 14:05

There is something particularly distasteful about cheating with the person you met while planning your wife's birthday party.

InTheHeatofLisbon · 05/08/2019 14:08

Sarcelle it's Scottish for willy Grin

Unfortunate for men called Boab Grin

NoTheresa · 05/08/2019 14:15

The common denominator seems to be bellend. 🤣🤣

fraxion · 05/08/2019 14:16

In an article in the Fail, apparently he said his mother and brothers had no problem signing an NDA. WTF?! Not that I would ever be asked to sign one but if I was it would be a flat out no and I'd be disgusted if a family member asked me.

NoTheresa · 05/08/2019 14:17

Some one once said he resembled a Husky. In my opinion, that is deeply offensive to Huskies. Lol

31RueCambon · 05/08/2019 14:20

Oh I thought this when he said "there are two sides to the story".

What could we possibly find out that would change everything and make him look good!! 🤣🙈

Lunde · 05/08/2019 14:46

He is a totally self-obsessed dickhead - he is creepy and controlling.

I feel sorry for his wife - especially given that he wants to blackmail her by refusing to settle their divorce without her also signing an NDA. Who does he think he is? Hope the judge sees through his controlling bollocks.

Elliebellbell · 05/08/2019 14:51

He looks like a shit santa. He'll turn up in Debenhams grotto when it all goes Pete Tong

Chakano · 05/08/2019 14:52

YABU, he's a lot of a twat

SureTry · 05/08/2019 14:56

He looks like saggy, old balls and tiny dick in those pics.

gassylady · 05/08/2019 15:03

Feeling cheated can’t see the pics

RitaMills · 05/08/2019 15:15

Hopefully they will all keep a dignified silence but judging my the cringey staged as fuck pictures of Summer and her mum I very much doubt that’ll be the case.

I hope ex wife Alex is laughing her ass off!

EnthusiasmIsDisturbed · 05/08/2019 15:24

I wonder what she is going to tell

He likes to wear a gimp mask 😷

Well won’t be long until we hear all about it and yes I shall be reading this bit of gossip (purposely didn’t put in the word juicy)

Nyctophilia · 05/08/2019 15:26

Would I chuff sign a gagging order, I would have left immediately with my parting shot being that he's never made me gag yet and certainly isn't about to start 😂

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 05/08/2019 15:33

If anyone in my family came to me with a NDA they will have a hard time fishing it out from some very uncomfortable places.

Aderyn19 · 05/08/2019 15:40

Hang on - he presented his mum with a NDA? If that's true, he's making himself look worse by the minute without anyone else having to say a word!

Disfordarkchocolate · 05/08/2019 15:44

I agree but it doesn't bother me, he works on TV and that doesn't make you a saint, in fact, it seems to attract twats.

It's only people who profess to be leaders, rulers etc that I expect to behave well, especially if they push 'family values', they I will be very judgy when you are caught been twatty.

SunshineCake · 05/08/2019 15:47

I hope the media and public have some self respect and don't print or demand to read any more shit from this young woman and her ridiculous mother.

#TeamAlex.

NoTheresa · 05/08/2019 16:15

Is this site not sorted yet?

Bluntness100 · 05/08/2019 16:42

I strongly suspect this relationship was over, they both knew it, and that's why he wanted the nda signed, and that's why she refused.