AIBU Paul Hollywood is a bit of a twit?

[longwayoff]

Unkind of me but can't help laughing as girlfriend has given him the elbow now his divorce has been finalised. Apparently she refused to sign a gagging order that would have prevented her speaking about him. Ker -ching! How unreasonable. Nevertheless, I predict a monster magazine wedding in the future and much, much more to read about life with lovely Paul. And cake too, of course 🎂

Bit of a twit.

Lot of a twat.

We’re 25 posts in, where is the picture of his podgy sausage in his 80s jeans?!

NOOO! I don't want that visual burned into my retinas.

So happy to read this. I’ve detested the odious toad for many years and thought I was in the minority. Me and DH came up with the PH value of dickishness in his ‘honour’. Paul does, of course, have a PH value of 11.

TBF, I wouldn't sign an NDA in any relationship either, but they do seem an unappealing cast of characters.

who honestly cares with everything else going on in the world?

what I find really odd is the fact that she needed to be asked to sign a ND order. Any decent woman would keep her gob shut. Doesn't say much for their relationship if he didn't trust her.

But- she's only 24 what does anyone expect?

who honestly cares with everything else going on in the world?

You obviously do given that you then went onto to discuss the situation in your post.

Nothing wrong with a little unpleasant celeb discussion to take out mind of things.

I think the two of them look like they deserve each other and I don't this is the last we will hear from Miss Monteys Fulham.

Why didn't you make this a poll? Would have been fun to see a 100% result.

He's a twat.

I saw that coming a long time ago.
His little girlfriend has played him like a fiddle.
I bet his x is laughing her head off.
I am.

He is a total TWAT !! His wife is better off without him!! Hope she finds a lovely new man. Paul will no doubt find a new much younger girlfriend probably by next week!! What a Dick Head.

He really thinks a lot of himself doesn’t he?

He’s the sort of man who, as my Dh puts it “Has a dick for a compass”.

It never ends well. Stupid old man.

Agree caroldanvers, what's the point of having witless zlebs foisted on us at every available opportunity if we can't laugh at them once in a while? It's a small price for them to pay given the amount of ordure generated.

Hope the Prime Minister's mistress similarly comes to her senses and ends their relationship. Not that we want to know the sordid details.

He's a twit. He can't pronounce aerated. "aeriated" ffs Paul.

Karma! His ex wife comes over as so lovely and classy.

Any decent woman would keep her gob shut.

Any decent man wouldn't humiliate his wife and son by parading in the media with a woman barely older than his son. Both of them delighted in making barbs at his ex in the media which makes me think they're as classless as each other.

@fraxion

PH is basically Swiss Toni from The Fast Show

Loathesome toad. Mind you the girlfriend seems dreadful too. The insta pic of her and her equally charmless sister show them up as nasty little bitches.

@longwayoff

It's the hand in that photo that makes me laugh. Yeah, in your dreams mate

I never liked him. Even before his affair with the American lady, he just came a cross as arrogant and a complete twat.

His girlfriend didn’t seem much better either. Was it her who was mocking his ex wife or was that the American one? Either way, he’s the definition of mid-life crisis. It’s so cliche. I can’t believe women were actually fighting over this man

@Thefemalekeithrichards 😱

I'm contemplating sticking that to the fridge, it will be a good diet aid 🙈