AIBU Paul Hollywood is a bit of a twit?

[longwayoff]

Unkind of me but can't help laughing as girlfriend has given him the elbow now his divorce has been finalised. Apparently she refused to sign a gagging order that would have prevented her speaking about him. Ker -ching! How unreasonable. Nevertheless, I predict a monster magazine wedding in the future and much, much more to read about life with lovely Paul. And cake too, of course 🎂

No fool like an older fool

How true in this case

He gives me the creeps

He can give me the crepes.
Could be worse, he could be Gregg Wallace.

Yes. But I'd probably still sleep with him.

He won’t be twiddling his thumbs for long

@chezbot Swiss Tony

He’s an absolute helmet. Is Hollywood his real surname? Helmet Hollywood.

Living abroad, I haven't had the joy of getting to know Paul Hollywood on the TV, but I was just reading about him and the break up with his girlfriend this morning. My response to reading about him has been 100% confirmed by the posts on this thread.

Can’t help but notice this news coming out at the same time as the teaser trailers for this year’s GBBO started on C4... handy timing

Massive twat. A nation rejoices that that girl has dumped him.

Yes, he had the ego the size of the U.K.! It's a
Shame as his good at what he does!

Lol, Helmet Hollywood. Amazing

Young woman has affair with rich man old enough to be her dad? What could go wrong?

Will the wife do nasty gloating tweets/t-shirt (I suggest ‘har-di-har-har’) like the ex girlfriend did when the divorce came through?

Will the wife do nasty gloating tweets/t-shirt (I suggest ‘har-di-har-har’) like the ex girlfriend did when the divorce came through?

I don't think so, she's kept a fairly dignified silence unlike the girlfriend and her mother and sister.

The M&S attack accusations with apparent video that never materialised springs to mind.

The girlfriend is as bad as he is I think, those digs at his ex were utterly classless.

Ahh the troubles caused by men and who won't control their need to dip their wick.....

Summer comes across as a trap gop tramp to be fair.

I hope Alex is having fun with a decent man now and doesn't take Mr Slime back...

Paul Hollywood and Gregg Wallace
Gruesome threesome

Paul Hollywood, Gregg Wallace and Martin Roberts - Shag, Marry, push off a cliff? ;)

Haha @helmet!

God he’s grim

I would piss myself if him and nick knowles went out on the pull together 🤣🤣

Yep he is indeed a sad egotistical prick but there's young girls money/fame hungry enough to appease him

I hope his wife read the tabloids yesterday and had a gin party in her garden

I laughed too when I saw the article. Karmas a bitch.

According to the Mail, he's now demanding that his wife also signs a NDA as a condition of the divorce settlement.

I wonder what he has to hide! He's utterly vile.

We’re 25 posts in, where is the picture of his podgy sausage in his 80s jeans?!

Here's another one...

YABU to have only just realised that. I've refused to watch Bake Off since he cheated on his wife!

I'm hiding this thread 😭😰