What 3 things would you not be seen dead wearing?

[recklessruby]

Aibu to ask what 3 things you would never ever wear (not necessarily together).
Mine are a bikini (too much like underwear in public and have wobbly cellulite)
High heels (i want to be able to walk when i m out not flouder around like a drunk ostrich)
And this horrible horrible hair colour i have accidentally dyed my hair (it was light brown fairish and is now freakishly white blonde).
Please distract me from crying about my hair horror until the shops open and i can sort it out!!

According to this thread, I'm your worst nightmare

I would never wear:

Animal print
Cold shoulder top
Hanky hem

I have 3 pairs of crocs (2x flip flops, one pair of sliders), 2 x pairs of dungarees and roughly 100 x cropped wide leg trousers.

I am also about to buy a pair of white, chunky trainers. I love how I look and feel very confident in my clothes, so that's all that matters really.

Kitten heals
Pleated skirts
Dungarees

Each to their own, but for me:

Crocs
Culottes
Socks-with-sandals (or any open toe shoes)

Shorts because I've never ever seen them look good or flattering on anyone

A mum tunic

Crocs

Birkenstocks
Nude high heels
Kitten heels
Ugg boots
Culottes - many appear to be a really nice skirt and then on closer inspection I realize they are not

Lots of other things more to do with my shape than disliking them

Waterfall cardigan
Fake nails
Ripped jeans

Crocs
Uggs
Come to bed eyes

I dont get the hate towards animal print. I think a lot of people still see it as a bit 1980s barmaid...but I think it can actually look quite chic if worn right.

Never wear:
stripper heels, I'm tall so don't need the height and they make my old lady knees hurt
Cold shoulder tops: I just don't think they look good and why do I want cold shoulders?
Wide leg trousers, don't suit me at all. Although I'm open to changing my mind on these when I'm older and more appreciative of comfy trousers.

Not seen dead in: my crocs, strictly for the garden.

White Jeans
Crocs
Big underwear

Fake tan

Furry sliders

Anything white that goes on legs (jeans/leggings/tights/socks)

A fleece
Crocs
Those 1950s "wiggle dresses" that look like fancy dress, with head scarf turbany thingy, like that woman on Escape to the Chateau is fond of.

I could make a huge list from previous posts of things I happily wear

I would never wear
Fur
A wedding dress
High heels

When I was young I used to wear dungarees a lot - I fear at 60 my dungaree wearing days are over - I'd look like Geoffrey from Rainbow and also dungarees are non compatible with a weak bladder.

Heels of any type.

Makeup
Expensive branded ‘designer’ gear. It’s so naff.

Those big granny glasses that everyone seems to love at the moment.

Dyed grey hair. Why?

Anything in that layered peasant style.

So basically anything that puts me into the ‘old lady’ category, I’m only in that category for music/films/forgetfulness!

Crocs, kitten heels, nude tights, jesus sandals, shawls, maxi dresses (too short - oompa loompa vibes)

But dont listen to me, I got told i am too old for animal print (26!!!) now i feel like kat slater when i wear it

White trousers of any kind (remind me of dentists and medics)
Jumpsuits/play suits/dungarees (fine if you are 4yo)
Shirt tops

Tattoos
Mary Janes
Playsuit

Fur
Exotic skins
Sultan pants

Ripped jeans
High heels
Bright orange shorts - hey wait a minute, I'm wearing a pair of bright orange shorts. Funny what a heat wave does to youyou!

To balance it 3 things i wear that some MN posters would never be seen dead in

Stripper heels

Cut out dresses

Leather pants 😂

Anything turquoise
Shorts of any description
Shift dress

Nothing against any of the above but none of them suit me

Fur

Flares

Anything that's orange

Pop socks
Anything floral and midi-length
Bodycon dresses

Crocs
A mac
3/4 length trousers