What 3 things would you not be seen dead wearing?

[recklessruby]

Aibu to ask what 3 things you would never ever wear (not necessarily together).
Mine are a bikini (too much like underwear in public and have wobbly cellulite)
High heels (i want to be able to walk when i m out not flouder around like a drunk ostrich)
And this horrible horrible hair colour i have accidentally dyed my hair (it was light brown fairish and is now freakishly white blonde).
Please distract me from crying about my hair horror until the shops open and i can sort it out!!

Those horrid tops with slashes in the arms
3/4 baggy trousers
Ponchos

Beige
Pink
Fake

White
PVC
P/leather (other than shoes)
Fur

Irregular choice shoes,they are vile
Dungarees
Crocs

Those fluffy slider shoe things!! They’re everywhere!! They look bloody awful, I don’t get it!! Especially with socks, what the fuck is that about??

Leggings in a non-exercise setting

Clear perspex shoes/sandals. Especially the shoes... the way they steam up when your feet get sweaty (not envy)

Anything Velvet
Leather or fake leather coat
Sheepskin or fur trim coat
'Slides' especially with socks
Cold shoulder
Animal print
Plastic raincoats
jelly shoes
Uggs
Bootleg trousers/jeans

Uggs
Crocs
Fleece with a scenic animal theme

Anything from Boohoo or Pretty Little Thing.

I do like the Zara dress, also I wear dresses loose fit, most of which are printed and a few with lime colours, love boden dresses - all are worn with slim leg ankle grazer trousers.

Harem trousers
Crocs
Dungarees

Sheer blouses without a vest or crop top underneath.
Anything low cut.
Stiletto heels.

That's just the first three that came into my head. The top two because I don't like to have my bra/boobs on show that much (related to my religious/cultural heritage) and the heels cos I would never be able to walk in them. But tbh there are many other things I'd never wear too. I would also wear many of the things listed on here! Haha.

Double Denim
Crocs
High Heels- love them but teeter like a baby deer trying to walk

Sliders, especially emblazoned with sportswear brand name, etc. Or furry. Yuck. Usually teamed with long toenails for some reason. Boke!
Anything beige or that weird dull medical garment pink - I'd look like a corpse with my colouring
Cork wedge shoes or sandals
Skinny jeans - I've never got on with denim and I'm far too short and big of arse for such things
YY to weird cutouts on tops, dresses, etc.
Blingy slogan t-shirts

I don't mind a bit of animal print and chunky flatform footwear but probably past reliving my misspent 90s at 43

Cold shoulder tops
Crocs
Gladiator sandals

Clear plastic bra straps- the hideous type that are supposed to look invisible but just look cheap.
Wide leg jeans or the wider type of straight leg jeans- not a fan of the look in general but really unflattering on shorter or wider legs.
Dresses with cross over/wrap over top sections- even if I try on a dress 3 sizes too big my boobs still fall out. I especially hate these as they look effortlessly good on small chested women but are ruined with a vest top underneath as I'd need.
And if I can have a 4th, long tight skirts with a split up the back in the middle...exactly in the one place where there's a danger of showing your most private parts. Ruins what could be a nice item.

Cold shoulder tops
Breton stripe top
Yellow or red rain coat

Anything from Michael Kors

Nude heels

Fake nails

Dungarees/dungaree dresses (large of boob).
Any cold anything (jeans, jumpers, tops, knees, shoulders, elbows - all pointless)
And ultra high heels (up to about an inch is fine).

Lol. I read OP post whilst wearing a bikini complete with scars, wobbly tummy and cellulite. My naturally white blonde hair wrapped in a towel. Was feeling a bit down but this cheered me up.

I look terrible in a swimsuit so buy expensive bikinis to look fab. Beach ready is a state of mind. Can't do much about the hair either. 😂

I'm not a fan of hot pants with contrasting tights, or pencil skirts.

Ugg boots
Irregular Choice shoes
A Kipling bag

1 - Left croc
2 - Right croc
3 - Pair of crocs

Fur/animal skin or fabric printed with animal skin.

Shoes/slippers with no backs.

Logo's

Fleece
Orthopaedic type shoes
Blouson anything

Harem pants
Louboutin Shoes - instant way to cheapen an outfit. (Also those monogrammed Chanel & LV handbags)
Fascinators (although I am a 'hat person')
Lime green is the one colour I can't wear. Most unforgiving shade on the entire spectrum. It makes me look like the return of the living dead.

Anything with a blatant designer logo on

Ugg boots

A mankini/thong