What 3 things would you not be seen dead wearing?

[recklessruby]

Aibu to ask what 3 things you would never ever wear (not necessarily together).
Mine are a bikini (too much like underwear in public and have wobbly cellulite)
High heels (i want to be able to walk when i m out not flouder around like a drunk ostrich)
And this horrible horrible hair colour i have accidentally dyed my hair (it was light brown fairish and is now freakishly white blonde).
Please distract me from crying about my hair horror until the shops open and i can sort it out!!

A fleece - especially patterned ones!
Ugg boots
Hoodies

Nude court shoes
anything from Boden/Fatface/etc
batty riders

Any of that asymmetric, crimply-crumply, lentil-weavy drapey stuff beloved of DM

Cornish pasty shoes/ closed-toe Birkenstocks

Fly London boots

Crocs 🤢
Uggs 🤮
Animal print , too hoodie mama 🤢🤮

Hoochie mama

Another wedding dress
Another bridesmaid dress
A thong

Halter Neck top/dress
Joules polo shirts
Bootcut jeans

@gibbonlover i will be very cautious. I just wanted to go a few shades lighter but ended up looking like an alien light bulb head and hiding from family all evening

Did you have your hair done professionally?

White leggings
Fur
Dungarees

Anything from Joules. Delightful for babies but twee for children and offensively dull for adults.

Fake tan

Kitten heels

Bum bags

Neon anything

Crocs
Uggs
Fur

A fleece
A gilet
Nude tights

Any tight-fitting top
Bikini (last time I wore one was as a young teen 30 yrs ago)
High heels or any pointed shoes (my legs are too muscly to carry them off plus I can’t walk in them!).

Oh and Crocs. I'm with Villainelle on Crocs.

I didnt have it done professionally no. I left the bleach on too long while looking for my cat .
I feel silly as its a schoolgirl error and i ve been colouring hair for 30 odd years. Its belle blonde ash colour

Agree with all of above, except heels, which I can do (although at 5' 8" don't need).

For me (oh where to start...)
Crocs
fake fur
white leggings
thongs
Anything seasonal/fun/fancy dress
Anything that isn't black/grey/blue
Anything with a pattern or a stripe
And long sock
Anything fitted.
Anything cropped.
A mask!

Do I have to limit it to 3????

slippers

a nighty

Anything beige (does not suit colouring)
Spaghetti-straps, really, anything with thin skinny straps as chest is pretty big and needs a good bra for support. These straps would have a job to do!
Animal print (DM usage more than makes up for my non-share)

absolutely anything that might make people think I'm trying to follow a current fashion.

Grandad style tops ( no collar, buttons) ugh!
Anything brown/ khaki/burgundy/beige. Drains me completely. Needs to be crisp white/ navy/ blue/ red/ coral.

Bodycon/ clinging lycra

Brazilian pants ( exposed arse cheeks and mum tum flaps over).

Blue hair
Animal print
1950s dresses

Polo necks especially wool ones ...I can feel the itch right now.
A tracksuit, I'd look ridiculous.
A body suit, what sadist invented those?!

A fleece with a bear on the back

A bum grazing, is it a skirt or a belt article

Platform anything.