What 3 things would you not be seen dead wearing?

[recklessruby]

Aibu to ask what 3 things you would never ever wear (not necessarily together).
Mine are a bikini (too much like underwear in public and have wobbly cellulite)
High heels (i want to be able to walk when i m out not flouder around like a drunk ostrich)
And this horrible horrible hair colour i have accidentally dyed my hair (it was light brown fairish and is now freakishly white blonde).
Please distract me from crying about my hair horror until the shops open and i can sort it out!!

Cropped trousers. My ankles are not pretty. They look more in proportion when I’m wearing shorts or something knee length but wearing cropped trousers is like having a big arrow pointing at them.

Some of these I’ve read I better be buried in

Except ballet pumps. I’d go haunting
Fake tan. Na!
Big knickers

Crocs 🤮
Hats of any description, I hate wearing them
Real fur. Disgusting (do love a bit of fake fur though)

Brogues
Jumpsuit
Maxi skirt

Not keen on British fashion to be honest. Wouldn't be seen dead in a frumpy 'mum uniform', bootcoot jeans, or those weird fascinator thingys that British women adore (why would you want a UFO on your head?!). Or those dresses that look like MOB outfits that are ghastly too.

White trainers - they really don't look good unless you're 15.

Fur - fake or real

Tops and dresses with hole in the shoulders - why? what a waste of material

Shapeless dresses, i need something that pinches in at the waist or else i look even fatter.
Crocs
Ugg boots or similar

Reesewithoutaspoon Are you from Liverpool by any chance? Scouse ladies hate kitten heels!

High heels
Slug eyebrows
Tights

White anything
Perfume
MAGA hat

Crocs
Fluffy sliders (I keep thinking people have come out in their slippers!!)
Shorts

I would never be seen wearing:

Uggs - so ugly and make your feet and ankles look like those of a fat yeti.

FitFlop sandals - make your feet look like two swollen obese legs of ham next to eachother. Yeuch.

Leggings / matching sweat pants and top : who wants to look like a massive chav?

Leggings
Ugg boots
False lashes

Ballet shoes.

Anything velvet - makes my teeth itch
A fleece
Platforms

Actually forgot about fleeces until I read this

Do those that hate leggings what do you wear for exercising?

A shell suit
Dungarees
Hairy ugg boots that make you look like a shire horse

People on here clearly don't like wearing their glasses either. OP asked for 3 things

What a wanky comment. If you’d read the whole thread you’d have seen that, pages back, people agreed on more than three things.

And if we’re talking about things that aren’t a good luck, this emoji is pretty high up the list.

Crocs
Cold shoulder tops
Animal print

Fur
Crocs
Trump 2020 pin

Leggings under dresses
Crop tops
Crocs

I love animal print

Crocs
Pop socks
Cords

Grey jogging bottoms
Dungarees
Jumpsuit
I have many more but sadly only allowed 3