What 3 things would you not be seen dead wearing?

[recklessruby]

Aibu to ask what 3 things you would never ever wear (not necessarily together).
Mine are a bikini (too much like underwear in public and have wobbly cellulite)
High heels (i want to be able to walk when i m out not flouder around like a drunk ostrich)
And this horrible horrible hair colour i have accidentally dyed my hair (it was light brown fairish and is now freakishly white blonde).
Please distract me from crying about my hair horror until the shops open and i can sort it out!!

Croc and Uggs are the trending shitewear on this thread.

Crocs. Jesus.

Thin strapped cotton vests
Knee length denim shorts
Crocs

When I see that all as an outfit together I despair

Dungarees
Flares
Anything leopard skin

Any item with somebody elses name on in large letters (so all items with logos & large 'designer' labels / neon colours / animal prints / diamanté or sequin overload / uggs / pale blue denim / most primary colours think i've just described a few people i know

Also I'm clearly in the minority for my animal
Print love. Promise it can look nice and not tarty!

My birthday suit
See through anything
Sharpie eye brows

Dungarees

They are for kids not grown women.

Orange (face/body) / false lashes that look like spiders legs stuck together / slug-brows / overdone fillers & botox /talon-like plastic nails in garish colours /too many tattoos (a supposed sign of individuality adopted by millions)

Animal print
Harem pants
A baker boy cap

Never ever, ever would i wear

Leggings
Crocs
Tattoos

Can I admit to.owning a pair of Crocs?
They they live by the back door and are used regularly to go into the garden to feed the birds in the morning, to go into the garage where the freezer is to get food, to hang the washing out, and to go down the driveway to put stuff in the wheelie bins. . We are a 'no shoes indoors' household and it's much easier to stick on a pair of Crocs than to put trainers on if I'm going outside for a couple of minutes.

I promise I have never gone out in public in them.though!

Cardigans (my late grandmother never wore them as she said they were for the elderly - she died at 92 so never got old enough to wear one!)
Stilettos - would never be able to walk and would feel stupid staggering around
Short shorts - legs are too cellulitey and they do not look good unless you have a perfect figure. I don't mind bikinis though - on the beach anything goes!

Bit worried that wide-legged trousers comes up so much. I wear them all the time!

Balaclava
String vest
Waders

Okay, maybe individually but definitely not together

A wolf print fleece
belly exposing crop top
Slug eyebrows

Anything with a picture of a face on it or a big logo or writing.

Anything strapless or cut-out.

Anything with sequins/ fur/ feathers/ tassels/ ribbons/ unnecessary embellishments.

emmagrundyforpm (emmuurrr surely?)
Your defence of the croc is interesting. For similar usage I have short stepin wellies (when wet outside) and other slip on things. Trouble with your limited usage (which will be appreciated by those local to you) is that they still have been given house space !

Bodycon anything

Very pale colours - my skin is super white and I'll never wear fake tan

Crop top

Skinny jeans/leggings or any trousers that go tight in the leg - haven't seen anyone they look good on

Long hair, especially all at the same length as if all was cut in one go

Patterned clothes - makes me feel like a three year old

Long witch-like finger nails

Drawn-on eyebrows

Gold jewellery - so tacky

Lip fillers

Anything made of acrylic or polyester

Boden-style clothes

Crocs
Fascinator
Uggs

Someone said hats, I bloody love hats and have loads.

I love wide leg trousers, leopard print & trainers 😆

As we can have more than 3,
thongs
fit flops
belly tops
skin tight bleach coloured jeans with rhinestones etc
classic work clothes like sensible blouses & pencil skirts

Anything worn by Kirsty Allsop
those flared half mast trousers currently in
pink hair

Irregular choice shoes
Anything I wore the 1st time around so most the 90s revival trend
Fake labels

Lip fillers
Sharpie eyebrows
Fake lashes
Fake nails
Fake tan.
Maxi dress
Crop top
M and s bras