What 3 things would you not be seen dead wearing?

[recklessruby]

Aibu to ask what 3 things you would never ever wear (not necessarily together).
Mine are a bikini (too much like underwear in public and have wobbly cellulite)
High heels (i want to be able to walk when i m out not flouder around like a drunk ostrich)
And this horrible horrible hair colour i have accidentally dyed my hair (it was light brown fairish and is now freakishly white blonde).
Please distract me from crying about my hair horror until the shops open and i can sort it out!!

And fur or faux fur including those jackets with fur hoods

Bikinis
Tatty ripped jeans
Ugg boots

Bias cut anything, Toast stuff and button through dresses or skirts. Fucking hate them.

Absolutely love wide leg trousers, especially cropped ones, and polo necks. Work the look!!!

Cold shoulder tops
Giant hoop earrings
Elasticated waist polyester pleated skirts

Rainbowknickers I have a bralet that's lacy that I wear 'for modesty' under a low cut jumpsuit. Would not wear on its own though!

Tartan skirt
White heels
Skinny jeans

Anything from Primark
Real fur
Animal print
Anything with a slogan
Orange
Yellow
Grey
Anything that's 'on trend' while being impractical
Birkenstocks
Crocs
Leather clothing
Leggings
A thong
Ripped jeans
Beige underwear (I know it has a purpose, but it's so ugly!!)
Anything linen

That was more than 3 wasn't it...

If I can add an accessory, those handbags in the shape of corset/basques or shoes. Never liked the look of them and rarely see anyone carrying one but a few spied in charity shops. I wonder why.

Oh and tights! How anyone can wear them is beyond me - I find them horrendously itchy and uncomfortable

Those god awful brows!
A pixie cut
Freakishly long fake nails

A pixie cut on me would look vile

Also bikinis

Crop tops

Jumpsuits

I'm so unfashionable 😂 I love wide leg trousers, doreen bras, leopard print and trainers 😃
I don't care what anyone wears, but I really can't stand over- filled lips, and those tacky talon-like false nails.

Ugs, sliders, bikini

A belt with a mobile phone on it or keys swinging off it.
Moccasins or Brogues,
A cardigan.
Do people actually wear crocs as a everyday shoe? I thought they were just for gardening or for kids on a beach etc.

The worst clothing item of all time.. the polo shirt. A t shirt with a collar and sad people thinking they are smart and dressed up when clad in one.

Anything that rides up or falls down, hate constantly having to adjust any garment.
Last time I wore a bikini was 1976, see above.
Hats, if you are blessed with a set of ears like mine, you will understand the joy that is a fascinator. I tried on 17 hats before the hat shop lady admitted defeat

Agree Boysey.

Fur
Gimp Mask
Bikini

I also love Doreen bras, DeniseRoyal and trainer too.

Just asked DH his 3.

Budgie Smugglers
Leather Trousers
Earring.

Pretty sure he won't be cottaging any time soon then :)

Polo shirts should be rounded up and burned.

I see several mentions of brogues... oh dear. I love them and have loads of different ones. My brogues are to some of you what polo shirts are to me!

Wow shocked how many people are describing my wardrobe 🤣

For me:
Bikini
Short-Shorts
Opened toed shoes

Cold shoulder top
Ripped jeans
Pussy bows

Ugh

Cold shoulder tops
Strappy tops (outside the house)
Anything Supreme